Doesn't matter that we took him off that boat, Shepherd, it's the place he's going to live from now on.

Mal ,'Bushwhacked'


Natter 68: Bork Bork Bork  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


§ ita § - Sep 27, 2011 10:46:48 am PDT #28748 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

a man in a sickbed, but actually that was probably the only honest thing he said about himself

Why do you say that?


Kathy A - Sep 27, 2011 10:47:10 am PDT #28749 of 30001
We're very stretchy. - Connie Neil

Cars! What are they good for?

Absolutely nothin'!

(You forgot the "good God, y'all" in the middle there.)


erikaj - Sep 27, 2011 10:52:55 am PDT #28750 of 30001
Always Anti-fascist!

Just my way of joking that the Man Ain't Right, ita. No inside track here. I kind of blame myself for my role in that debacle...needing to be needed is kind of a trigger for me. Being a manipulator, he probably smelled it like cheap perfume. But you wouldn't have to be a super-genius to guess that the crippled girl might feel pushed aside, every now and then. Duh.


le nubian - Sep 27, 2011 11:05:53 am PDT #28751 of 30001
"And to be clear, I am the hell. And the high water."

Not really. It's a personality disorder. They simply lack the capacity to feel empathy. Your best bet is to train them to be a stockbroker.

This cracked my shit up today. Thank you.


flea - Sep 27, 2011 11:18:47 am PDT #28752 of 30001
information libertarian

I did know about the duck corkscrew penises, yes. Actually I found a web page that mentioned "Explosive eversion and functional morphology of the duck penis."

ION, male librarian pin-up calendar. If Zack is single, I can see him seeing a lot of action from this... [link] [semi-nude male librarians, may or may not be safe for your work; at mine they were coming to see...]


§ ita § - Sep 27, 2011 11:20:58 am PDT #28753 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Ah! NSFW link!


Jesse - Sep 27, 2011 11:23:32 am PDT #28754 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

ION, male librarian pin-up calendar. If Zack is single, I can see him seeing a lot of action from this...

Seriously. Damn.


Toddson - Sep 27, 2011 11:29:03 am PDT #28755 of 30001
Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"

Does anyone (else) remember the Studmuffins of Science calendar? sigh ....


Fred Pete - Sep 27, 2011 11:41:10 am PDT #28756 of 30001
Ann, that's a ferret.

ION, male librarian pin-up calendar.

Probably not wise for me to look at work, but is Noah Wyle there, by any chance?


flea - Sep 27, 2011 11:42:31 am PDT #28757 of 30001
information libertarian

Nope, just actual librarians.