Death is your art. You make it with your hands day after day. That final gasp, that look of peace. And part of you is desperate to know: What's it like? Where does it lead you? And now you see, that's the secret. Not the punch you didn't throw or the kicks you didn't land. She really wanted it. Every Slayer has a death wish. Even you.

Spike ,'Conversations with Dead People'


Natter 68: Bork Bork Bork  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Kathy A - Sep 27, 2011 10:47:10 am PDT #28749 of 30001
We're very stretchy. - Connie Neil

Cars! What are they good for?

Absolutely nothin'!

(You forgot the "good God, y'all" in the middle there.)


erikaj - Sep 27, 2011 10:52:55 am PDT #28750 of 30001
"already on the kiss-cam with Karl Marx"-

Just my way of joking that the Man Ain't Right, ita. No inside track here. I kind of blame myself for my role in that debacle...needing to be needed is kind of a trigger for me. Being a manipulator, he probably smelled it like cheap perfume. But you wouldn't have to be a super-genius to guess that the crippled girl might feel pushed aside, every now and then. Duh.


le nubian - Sep 27, 2011 11:05:53 am PDT #28751 of 30001
"And to be clear, I am the hell. And the high water."

Not really. It's a personality disorder. They simply lack the capacity to feel empathy. Your best bet is to train them to be a stockbroker.

This cracked my shit up today. Thank you.


flea - Sep 27, 2011 11:18:47 am PDT #28752 of 30001
information libertarian

I did know about the duck corkscrew penises, yes. Actually I found a web page that mentioned "Explosive eversion and functional morphology of the duck penis."

ION, male librarian pin-up calendar. If Zack is single, I can see him seeing a lot of action from this... [link] [semi-nude male librarians, may or may not be safe for your work; at mine they were coming to see...]


§ ita § - Sep 27, 2011 11:20:58 am PDT #28753 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Ah! NSFW link!


Jesse - Sep 27, 2011 11:23:32 am PDT #28754 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

ION, male librarian pin-up calendar. If Zack is single, I can see him seeing a lot of action from this...

Seriously. Damn.


Toddson - Sep 27, 2011 11:29:03 am PDT #28755 of 30001
Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"

Does anyone (else) remember the Studmuffins of Science calendar? sigh ....


Fred Pete - Sep 27, 2011 11:41:10 am PDT #28756 of 30001
Ann, that's a ferret.

ION, male librarian pin-up calendar.

Probably not wise for me to look at work, but is Noah Wyle there, by any chance?


flea - Sep 27, 2011 11:42:31 am PDT #28757 of 30001
information libertarian

Nope, just actual librarians.


shrift - Sep 27, 2011 11:45:43 am PDT #28758 of 30001
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty

I'm not sure I knew about the duck corkscrew penis back when the duck necrophilia story consumed the board.