Not really. It's a personality disorder. They simply lack the capacity to feel empathy. Your best bet is to train them to be a stockbroker.
This cracked my shit up today. Thank you.
No studying? Damn! Next thing they'll tell me is I'll have to eat jelly doughnuts or sleep with a supermodel to get things done around here. I ask you, how much can one man give?
Xander ,'Conversations with Dead People'
Natter 68: Bork Bork Bork
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
le nubian - Sep 27, 2011 11:05:53 am PDT #28751 of 30001
"And to be clear, I am the hell. And the high water."
flea - Sep 27, 2011 11:18:47 am PDT #28752 of 30001
information libertarian
I did know about the duck corkscrew penises, yes. Actually I found a web page that mentioned "Explosive eversion and functional morphology of the duck penis."
ION, male librarian pin-up calendar. If Zack is single, I can see him seeing a lot of action from this... [link] [semi-nude male librarians, may or may not be safe for your work; at mine they were coming to see...]
§ ita § - Sep 27, 2011 11:20:58 am PDT #28753 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Ah! NSFW link!
Jesse - Sep 27, 2011 11:23:32 am PDT #28754 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
ION, male librarian pin-up calendar. If Zack is single, I can see him seeing a lot of action from this...
Seriously. Damn.
Toddson - Sep 27, 2011 11:29:03 am PDT #28755 of 30001
Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"
Does anyone (else) remember the Studmuffins of Science calendar? sigh ....
Fred Pete - Sep 27, 2011 11:41:10 am PDT #28756 of 30001
Ann, that's a ferret.
ION, male librarian pin-up calendar.
Probably not wise for me to look at work, but is Noah Wyle there, by any chance?
flea - Sep 27, 2011 11:42:31 am PDT #28757 of 30001
information libertarian
Nope, just actual librarians.
shrift - Sep 27, 2011 11:45:43 am PDT #28758 of 30001
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty
I'm not sure I knew about the duck corkscrew penis back when the duck necrophilia story consumed the board.
Amy - Sep 27, 2011 11:47:06 am PDT #28759 of 30001
Because books.
You know, a quick search of today's topics alone would be a fairly illuminating look at us.
Rick, come back! I had a question to ask you about identical triplets! Because, uh, I know you live to serve us?
§ ita § - Sep 27, 2011 11:47:50 am PDT #28760 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
I'm not sure I knew about the duck corkscrew penis back when the duck necrophilia story consumed the board.
It was like the spicy dipping sauce for a meal of nuggets of WTF?
Ugh, remind me not to get into pet discussions anywhere. I don't get them, and people think I'm a heartless freak.