Reavers ain't men. Or they forgot how to be. Now they're just nothing. They got out to the edge of the galaxy, to that place of nothing, and that's what they became.

Mal ,'Bushwhacked'


Natter 68: Bork Bork Bork  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


le nubian - Sep 27, 2011 11:05:53 am PDT #28751 of 30001
"And to be clear, I am the hell. And the high water."

Not really. It's a personality disorder. They simply lack the capacity to feel empathy. Your best bet is to train them to be a stockbroker.

This cracked my shit up today. Thank you.


flea - Sep 27, 2011 11:18:47 am PDT #28752 of 30001
information libertarian

I did know about the duck corkscrew penises, yes. Actually I found a web page that mentioned "Explosive eversion and functional morphology of the duck penis."

ION, male librarian pin-up calendar. If Zack is single, I can see him seeing a lot of action from this... [link] [semi-nude male librarians, may or may not be safe for your work; at mine they were coming to see...]


§ ita § - Sep 27, 2011 11:20:58 am PDT #28753 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Ah! NSFW link!


Jesse - Sep 27, 2011 11:23:32 am PDT #28754 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

ION, male librarian pin-up calendar. If Zack is single, I can see him seeing a lot of action from this...

Seriously. Damn.


Toddson - Sep 27, 2011 11:29:03 am PDT #28755 of 30001
Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"

Does anyone (else) remember the Studmuffins of Science calendar? sigh ....


Fred Pete - Sep 27, 2011 11:41:10 am PDT #28756 of 30001
Ann, that's a ferret.

ION, male librarian pin-up calendar.

Probably not wise for me to look at work, but is Noah Wyle there, by any chance?


flea - Sep 27, 2011 11:42:31 am PDT #28757 of 30001
information libertarian

Nope, just actual librarians.


shrift - Sep 27, 2011 11:45:43 am PDT #28758 of 30001
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty

I'm not sure I knew about the duck corkscrew penis back when the duck necrophilia story consumed the board.


Amy - Sep 27, 2011 11:47:06 am PDT #28759 of 30001
Because books.

You know, a quick search of today's topics alone would be a fairly illuminating look at us.

Rick, come back! I had a question to ask you about identical triplets! Because, uh, I know you live to serve us?


§ ita § - Sep 27, 2011 11:47:50 am PDT #28760 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I'm not sure I knew about the duck corkscrew penis back when the duck necrophilia story consumed the board.

It was like the spicy dipping sauce for a meal of nuggets of WTF?

Ugh, remind me not to get into pet discussions anywhere. I don't get them, and people think I'm a heartless freak.