I got stabbed, you know, right here.

Mal ,'Shindig'


Natter 68: Bork Bork Bork  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


flea - Sep 27, 2011 11:42:31 am PDT #28757 of 30001
information libertarian

Nope, just actual librarians.


shrift - Sep 27, 2011 11:45:43 am PDT #28758 of 30001
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty

I'm not sure I knew about the duck corkscrew penis back when the duck necrophilia story consumed the board.


Amy - Sep 27, 2011 11:47:06 am PDT #28759 of 30001
Because books.

You know, a quick search of today's topics alone would be a fairly illuminating look at us.

Rick, come back! I had a question to ask you about identical triplets! Because, uh, I know you live to serve us?


§ ita § - Sep 27, 2011 11:47:50 am PDT #28760 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I'm not sure I knew about the duck corkscrew penis back when the duck necrophilia story consumed the board.

It was like the spicy dipping sauce for a meal of nuggets of WTF?

Ugh, remind me not to get into pet discussions anywhere. I don't get them, and people think I'm a heartless freak.


Matt the Bruins fan - Sep 27, 2011 11:56:08 am PDT #28761 of 30001
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand

I don't get to have regular meatspace contact with any of the Buffistas thanks to geography and workaholism, so I guess finding out about my eventual untimely end will have to be a matter of someone noticing I haven't posted in Boxed Set in weeks and checking up on me.


Allyson - Sep 27, 2011 12:06:25 pm PDT #28762 of 30001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica

I piece on how people report (or don't report) pain: [link]


megan walker - Sep 27, 2011 12:10:57 pm PDT #28763 of 30001
"What kind of magical sunshine and lollipop world do you live in? Because you need to be medicated."-SFist

megan walker knows my brother, so she'd likely be the first to hear of my passing.

Seeing him this weekend in fact! I'll be sure to tell him he needs to report to me ASAP if you go to that big pink refrigerator in the sky.


§ ita § - Sep 27, 2011 12:10:58 pm PDT #28764 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I can't read that at work. It's making me too upset.

Last time I went into the ER, the nurse didn't ask me where I was on the pain scale to start off with. He just suggested ten. I've mentioned to at least one nurse I have a migraine pain scale (which goes to 11), and it's not the same one I use for other stuff.

BTW, I totally get that woman's reticence, even if not *all* of the vanity. I hide my bruises because I don't want to talk about them. I know they look bad aesthetically. I look bad. End of story.


Allyson - Sep 27, 2011 12:11:57 pm PDT #28765 of 30001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica

I'm sorry, ita. I wish i could take the link back.


§ ita § - Sep 27, 2011 12:18:20 pm PDT #28766 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

No, no. I have to keep reading stuff like that. I just get emotional, and that's my shortcoming.