River: The human body can be drained of blood in 8.6 seconds given adequate vacuuming systems. Mal: See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like.

'Safe'


Natter 68: Bork Bork Bork  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


§ ita § - Sep 27, 2011 11:20:58 am PDT #28753 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Ah! NSFW link!


Jesse - Sep 27, 2011 11:23:32 am PDT #28754 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

ION, male librarian pin-up calendar. If Zack is single, I can see him seeing a lot of action from this...

Seriously. Damn.


Toddson - Sep 27, 2011 11:29:03 am PDT #28755 of 30001
Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"

Does anyone (else) remember the Studmuffins of Science calendar? sigh ....


Fred Pete - Sep 27, 2011 11:41:10 am PDT #28756 of 30001
Ann, that's a ferret.

ION, male librarian pin-up calendar.

Probably not wise for me to look at work, but is Noah Wyle there, by any chance?


flea - Sep 27, 2011 11:42:31 am PDT #28757 of 30001
information libertarian

Nope, just actual librarians.


shrift - Sep 27, 2011 11:45:43 am PDT #28758 of 30001
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty

I'm not sure I knew about the duck corkscrew penis back when the duck necrophilia story consumed the board.


Amy - Sep 27, 2011 11:47:06 am PDT #28759 of 30001
Because books.

You know, a quick search of today's topics alone would be a fairly illuminating look at us.

Rick, come back! I had a question to ask you about identical triplets! Because, uh, I know you live to serve us?


§ ita § - Sep 27, 2011 11:47:50 am PDT #28760 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I'm not sure I knew about the duck corkscrew penis back when the duck necrophilia story consumed the board.

It was like the spicy dipping sauce for a meal of nuggets of WTF?

Ugh, remind me not to get into pet discussions anywhere. I don't get them, and people think I'm a heartless freak.


Matt the Bruins fan - Sep 27, 2011 11:56:08 am PDT #28761 of 30001
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand

I don't get to have regular meatspace contact with any of the Buffistas thanks to geography and workaholism, so I guess finding out about my eventual untimely end will have to be a matter of someone noticing I haven't posted in Boxed Set in weeks and checking up on me.


Allyson - Sep 27, 2011 12:06:25 pm PDT #28762 of 30001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica

I piece on how people report (or don't report) pain: [link]