Cars! What are they good for?
Played with Kaylee. Sun came out, and I walked on my feet and heard with my ears. I ate the bits, the bits stayed down, and I work. I function like I'm a girl. I hate it because I know it'll go away. The sun goes dark and chaos has come again. Bits. Fluids. What am I?!
River ,'War Stories'
Natter 68: Bork Bork Bork
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Liese S. - Sep 27, 2011 10:39:51 am PDT #28746 of 30001
"Faded like the lilac, he thought."
erikaj - Sep 27, 2011 10:46:05 am PDT #28747 of 30001
Always Anti-fascist!
Part of me wants to friend what's-his-face in order that I might make Special Comment face in his general direction(of course, if I had glasses, it would work better.) He can't help being weak and pathetic...in retrospect, I do wish I hadn't wasted so much time believing I was entertaining a man in a sickbed, but actually that was probably the only honest thing he said about himself. A true Special Comment on such a subject might feature a quote from Marshall McCluhan, and Casey Stengel, or somebody, but I'm not feeling very profound right now, so(looking at second camera) Mr. Straley, or, you know, let us be honest, whatever the hell your name really is(maybe Lazarus), your problems were, and remain, deeper than the internet. I have one piece of advice for how you may reclaim the tattered shreds of your identity. Do the world a favor, and disconnect now.
§ ita § - Sep 27, 2011 10:46:48 am PDT #28748 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
a man in a sickbed, but actually that was probably the only honest thing he said about himself
Why do you say that?
Kathy A - Sep 27, 2011 10:47:10 am PDT #28749 of 30001
We're very stretchy. - Connie Neil
Cars! What are they good for?
Absolutely nothin'!
(You forgot the "good God, y'all" in the middle there.)
erikaj - Sep 27, 2011 10:52:55 am PDT #28750 of 30001
Always Anti-fascist!
Just my way of joking that the Man Ain't Right, ita. No inside track here. I kind of blame myself for my role in that debacle...needing to be needed is kind of a trigger for me. Being a manipulator, he probably smelled it like cheap perfume. But you wouldn't have to be a super-genius to guess that the crippled girl might feel pushed aside, every now and then. Duh.
le nubian - Sep 27, 2011 11:05:53 am PDT #28751 of 30001
"And to be clear, I am the hell. And the high water."
Not really. It's a personality disorder. They simply lack the capacity to feel empathy. Your best bet is to train them to be a stockbroker.
This cracked my shit up today. Thank you.
flea - Sep 27, 2011 11:18:47 am PDT #28752 of 30001
information libertarian
I did know about the duck corkscrew penises, yes. Actually I found a web page that mentioned "Explosive eversion and functional morphology of the duck penis."
ION, male librarian pin-up calendar. If Zack is single, I can see him seeing a lot of action from this... [link] [semi-nude male librarians, may or may not be safe for your work; at mine they were coming to see...]
§ ita § - Sep 27, 2011 11:20:58 am PDT #28753 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Ah! NSFW link!
Jesse - Sep 27, 2011 11:23:32 am PDT #28754 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
ION, male librarian pin-up calendar. If Zack is single, I can see him seeing a lot of action from this...
Seriously. Damn.
Toddson - Sep 27, 2011 11:29:03 am PDT #28755 of 30001
Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"
Does anyone (else) remember the Studmuffins of Science calendar? sigh ....