Damn you, Bridget! Damn you to Hades! You broke my heart in a million pieces! You made me love you, and then you-- I SHAVED MY BEARD FOR YOU, DEVIL WOMAN!

Monty ,'Trash'


Natter 68: Bork Bork Bork  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


billytea - Sep 08, 2011 6:01:10 pm PDT #25008 of 30001
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

My issue is that it seems popular for the night-time glowy color to be RED these days. And...I don't like that. It makes me feel like my dashboard is evil.

I had exactly that reaction with, of all things, the Pontiac SUPREME BEING I rented in Arizona.

(Ok, Grand Am. Same diff.)


Atropa - Sep 08, 2011 6:03:06 pm PDT #25009 of 30001
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.

My issue is that it seems popular for the night-time glowy color to be RED these days. And...I don't like that. It makes me feel like my dashboard is evil.

Hee! I like the idea of an evil dashboard. Does it come with a button for rocket launchers?


Maria - Sep 08, 2011 6:03:42 pm PDT #25010 of 30001
Not so nice is that I'm about to ruin a Friday morning for a bunch of people because of a series of unfortunate events and an upset foreign government. - shrift

*snorts*

I wonder why.

I'm kind of shocked you and I aren't sitting next to each other on the insane-o crazy-sauce humans bench right now.

BTW, I think I'm going to have to permanently invoke the FPC clause. I don't remember life before DEFCON 1 anymore.


lisah - Sep 08, 2011 6:05:28 pm PDT #25011 of 30001
Punishingly Intricate

Try to take care of yourself as best you can, Maria.


Dana - Sep 08, 2011 6:05:39 pm PDT #25012 of 30001
I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.

Maria, the FPC clause is for minor things. Floods, cancer, and death are legitimately WTF traumatic.


tommyrot - Sep 08, 2011 6:06:03 pm PDT #25013 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

I can't adjust the dash lights's color in my Focus, but I can change the mood lighting's color. Probably the most useless feature in my car. But the first time I do a lot of driving at night I'll probably play with it.

Also, I need to pick out wallpaper for my car's LCD infotaiment center.


Cass - Sep 08, 2011 6:06:36 pm PDT #25014 of 30001
Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.

Does it come with a button for rocket launchers?

No!

It's in the glove box.


Atropa - Sep 08, 2011 6:06:38 pm PDT #25015 of 30001
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.

I'm kind of shocked you and I aren't sitting next to each other on the insane-o crazy-sauce humans bench right now.

We aren't? Dammit, we need to remedy that. Quick, let's run away and join the circus. It can't be any more stressful than what we've been going through.

I don't remember life before DEFCON 1 anymore.

Oh honey. I know exactly what you mean. gives you soothing hairpats and a stiff drink


Lee - Sep 08, 2011 6:07:27 pm PDT #25016 of 30001
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.

I went and had the ingrown part of my toenail removed this afternoon, and now the numbing drugs are wearing off.

I miss them.


Atropa - Sep 08, 2011 6:07:45 pm PDT #25017 of 30001
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.

It's in the glove box.

You are just hoping I forget that comment by the next time I'm in your car.