Kaylee: Is that him? Mal: That's the buffet table. Kaylee: Well how can we be sure, unless we question it?

'Shindig'


Natter 68: Bork Bork Bork  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Maria - Sep 08, 2011 6:03:42 pm PDT #25010 of 30001
Not so nice is that I'm about to ruin a Friday morning for a bunch of people because of a series of unfortunate events and an upset foreign government. - shrift

*snorts*

I wonder why.

I'm kind of shocked you and I aren't sitting next to each other on the insane-o crazy-sauce humans bench right now.

BTW, I think I'm going to have to permanently invoke the FPC clause. I don't remember life before DEFCON 1 anymore.


lisah - Sep 08, 2011 6:05:28 pm PDT #25011 of 30001
Punishingly Intricate

Try to take care of yourself as best you can, Maria.


Dana - Sep 08, 2011 6:05:39 pm PDT #25012 of 30001
I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.

Maria, the FPC clause is for minor things. Floods, cancer, and death are legitimately WTF traumatic.


tommyrot - Sep 08, 2011 6:06:03 pm PDT #25013 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

I can't adjust the dash lights's color in my Focus, but I can change the mood lighting's color. Probably the most useless feature in my car. But the first time I do a lot of driving at night I'll probably play with it.

Also, I need to pick out wallpaper for my car's LCD infotaiment center.


Cass - Sep 08, 2011 6:06:36 pm PDT #25014 of 30001
Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.

Does it come with a button for rocket launchers?

No!

It's in the glove box.


Atropa - Sep 08, 2011 6:06:38 pm PDT #25015 of 30001
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.

I'm kind of shocked you and I aren't sitting next to each other on the insane-o crazy-sauce humans bench right now.

We aren't? Dammit, we need to remedy that. Quick, let's run away and join the circus. It can't be any more stressful than what we've been going through.

I don't remember life before DEFCON 1 anymore.

Oh honey. I know exactly what you mean. gives you soothing hairpats and a stiff drink


Lee - Sep 08, 2011 6:07:27 pm PDT #25016 of 30001
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.

I went and had the ingrown part of my toenail removed this afternoon, and now the numbing drugs are wearing off.

I miss them.


Atropa - Sep 08, 2011 6:07:45 pm PDT #25017 of 30001
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.

It's in the glove box.

You are just hoping I forget that comment by the next time I'm in your car.


shrift - Sep 08, 2011 6:10:38 pm PDT #25018 of 30001
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty

I am watching the US Open. And, thanks to Natter, trying not to be dick to myself.

Stay safe, Buffistas. I feel like I need to bubble wrap all of you right now.


amych - Sep 08, 2011 6:11:36 pm PDT #25019 of 30001
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?

Oh! Speaking of bubble wrap, package arrived safely! THANK YOU!