Maria, the FPC clause is for minor things. Floods, cancer, and death are legitimately WTF traumatic.
This is a time of celebration, so sit still and be quiet.
Snyder ,'Chosen'
Natter 68: Bork Bork Bork
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Dana - Sep 08, 2011 6:05:39 pm PDT #25012 of 30001
I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.
tommyrot - Sep 08, 2011 6:06:03 pm PDT #25013 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
I can't adjust the dash lights's color in my Focus, but I can change the mood lighting's color. Probably the most useless feature in my car. But the first time I do a lot of driving at night I'll probably play with it.
Also, I need to pick out wallpaper for my car's LCD infotaiment center.
Cass - Sep 08, 2011 6:06:36 pm PDT #25014 of 30001
Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.
Does it come with a button for rocket launchers?
No!
It's in the glove box.
Atropa - Sep 08, 2011 6:06:38 pm PDT #25015 of 30001
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.
I'm kind of shocked you and I aren't sitting next to each other on the insane-o crazy-sauce humans bench right now.
We aren't? Dammit, we need to remedy that. Quick, let's run away and join the circus. It can't be any more stressful than what we've been going through.
I don't remember life before DEFCON 1 anymore.
Oh honey. I know exactly what you mean. gives you soothing hairpats and a stiff drink
Lee - Sep 08, 2011 6:07:27 pm PDT #25016 of 30001
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.
I went and had the ingrown part of my toenail removed this afternoon, and now the numbing drugs are wearing off.
I miss them.
Atropa - Sep 08, 2011 6:07:45 pm PDT #25017 of 30001
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.
It's in the glove box.
You are just hoping I forget that comment by the next time I'm in your car.
shrift - Sep 08, 2011 6:10:38 pm PDT #25018 of 30001
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty
I am watching the US Open. And, thanks to Natter, trying not to be dick to myself.
Stay safe, Buffistas. I feel like I need to bubble wrap all of you right now.
amych - Sep 08, 2011 6:11:36 pm PDT #25019 of 30001
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?
Oh! Speaking of bubble wrap, package arrived safely! THANK YOU!
Amy - Sep 08, 2011 6:13:48 pm PDT #25020 of 30001
Because books.
I loved our Hyundai. LOVED. But after the hand-me-down Ford Taurus we drove for years before that, it seemed like a Ferrari.
tommyrot - Sep 08, 2011 6:21:00 pm PDT #25021 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Oh, and one bad thing about my car--it lied to me the other day. What happened was the SYNC infotainment thingie crashed, leaving the stereo playing at high volume. Nothing I tried would reduce the volume or shut the music off. I had to pull over, shut off the car and restart it. When I did, the SYNC system displayed a status bar and said it was performing "routine maintenance." So I said, "Bullshit. You just crashed. This is non-routine maintenance."