I'm kind of shocked you and I aren't sitting next to each other on the insane-o crazy-sauce humans bench right now.
We aren't? Dammit, we need to remedy that. Quick, let's run away and join the circus. It can't be any more stressful than what we've been going through.
I don't remember life before DEFCON 1 anymore.
Oh honey. I know exactly what you mean.
gives you soothing hairpats and a stiff drink
I went and had the ingrown part of my toenail removed this afternoon, and now the numbing drugs are wearing off.
I miss them.
It's in the glove box.
You are just hoping I forget that comment by the next time I'm in your car.
I am watching the US Open. And, thanks to Natter, trying not to be dick to myself.
Stay safe, Buffistas. I feel like I need to bubble wrap all of you right now.
Oh! Speaking of bubble wrap, package arrived safely! THANK YOU!
I loved our Hyundai. LOVED. But after the hand-me-down Ford Taurus we drove for years before that, it seemed like a Ferrari.
Oh, and one bad thing about my car--it
lied to me
the other day. What happened was the SYNC infotainment thingie crashed, leaving the stereo playing at high volume. Nothing I tried would reduce the volume or shut the music off. I had to pull over, shut off the car and restart it. When I did, the SYNC system displayed a status bar and said it was performing "routine maintenance." So I said, "Bullshit. You just crashed. This is non-routine maintenance."
A computer lied to you. That's what they do.
the SYNC system
I read that as the N'SYNC system. Time for bed, I think.
Although I feel like an N'SYNC system is something every car really needs to have.
I wonder if it plays Bye Bye Bye to you as you get out the car or something.