I would be there right now.

Simon ,'Objects In Space'


Natter 68: Bork Bork Bork  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


shrift - Sep 08, 2011 6:10:38 pm PDT #25018 of 30001
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty

I am watching the US Open. And, thanks to Natter, trying not to be dick to myself.

Stay safe, Buffistas. I feel like I need to bubble wrap all of you right now.


amych - Sep 08, 2011 6:11:36 pm PDT #25019 of 30001
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?

Oh! Speaking of bubble wrap, package arrived safely! THANK YOU!


Amy - Sep 08, 2011 6:13:48 pm PDT #25020 of 30001
Because books.

I loved our Hyundai. LOVED. But after the hand-me-down Ford Taurus we drove for years before that, it seemed like a Ferrari.


tommyrot - Sep 08, 2011 6:21:00 pm PDT #25021 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Oh, and one bad thing about my car--it lied to me the other day. What happened was the SYNC infotainment thingie crashed, leaving the stereo playing at high volume. Nothing I tried would reduce the volume or shut the music off. I had to pull over, shut off the car and restart it. When I did, the SYNC system displayed a status bar and said it was performing "routine maintenance." So I said, "Bullshit. You just crashed. This is non-routine maintenance."


Ginger - Sep 08, 2011 6:22:23 pm PDT #25022 of 30001
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda

A computer lied to you. That's what they do.


Amy - Sep 08, 2011 6:25:55 pm PDT #25023 of 30001
Because books.

the SYNC system

I read that as the N'SYNC system. Time for bed, I think.


zuisa - Sep 08, 2011 6:27:59 pm PDT #25024 of 30001
call me jacki; zuisa is an internet nick from ancient times =)

Although I feel like an N'SYNC system is something every car really needs to have.

I wonder if it plays Bye Bye Bye to you as you get out the car or something.


brenda m - Sep 08, 2011 6:28:13 pm PDT #25025 of 30001
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there

Well, he didn't specify what music was playing...


sumi - Sep 08, 2011 6:30:31 pm PDT #25026 of 30001
Art Crawl!!!

I knitted alot while watching the US Open. And now, my hands are sore. . . sigh.


Matt the Bruins fan - Sep 08, 2011 6:34:07 pm PDT #25027 of 30001
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand

I wonder if it plays Bye Bye Bye to you as you get out the car or something.

If my car started playing NSYNC music at me on its own initiative it would be singing Bye Bye Bye from the dealership I promptly drove it to as a trade-in.