completely outraged by the concept and declared the whole thing disgusting. Though she hadn't read it
I am shocked. Shocked!
Buffy: Where are the burgers? Riley: Yeah man, I'm starving. Cow me. Xander: I'd love to make with the moo but the fire's not cooperating.
'Lessons'
Natter 68: Bork Bork Bork
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Cass - Apr 02, 2011 7:22:30 pm PDT #1487 of 30001
Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.
Jesse - Apr 02, 2011 7:23:12 pm PDT #1488 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
Wasn't he the one who did the i before e bit?
That seems possible!
But that's why it's fun to go to a comedy club!
This was actually in a theater, which was the one downside -- the rows were so tight I was afraid my knees were going to fall out of my legs.
bon bon - Apr 02, 2011 8:23:16 pm PDT #1489 of 30001
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.
And probably at stuff that wouldn't have made me laugh so much on TV or whatever. Brian Regan, I think?
FWIW, he's amazing. Weirdly he's a super-successful touring comedian, a comedian's comedian, but not well-known or beloved among comedy nerds. He works clean and can do fifteen amazing minutes on something you wouldn't think there's life left in-- like reading. Or water. Ask any working standup and he's a god.
meara - Apr 02, 2011 8:32:21 pm PDT #1490 of 30001
Post more, people! I am bored. It's 10:30PM on Saturday night, I went to see a movie, got dinner, and now I'm home and not sleepy due to the two hour nap I took earlier. But I ran out of internet!
Daisy Jane - Apr 02, 2011 8:35:24 pm PDT #1491 of 30001
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."
I'm googling for exterminators. 4 waterbugs in 2 days? NOT ON!
Nicole - Apr 02, 2011 8:37:38 pm PDT #1492 of 30001
I'm getting the pig!
I'm jealous, Jesse! There's a couple of really good Brian Regan vids up on YouTube. DH was just showing one to his mom. Regan doesn't have a potty mouth so it's safe to share with the parentals.
bon bon - Apr 02, 2011 8:38:39 pm PDT #1493 of 30001
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.
DH was just showing one to his mom. Regan doesn't have a potty mouth so it's safe to share with the parentals.
When my mom visited recently we watched Regan specials on Netflix instant during the evenings. Recommended!
Pix - Apr 02, 2011 8:51:15 pm PDT #1494 of 30001
We're all getting played with, babe. -Weird Barbie
I read that as Reagon at first and was really confused.
Nicole - Apr 02, 2011 8:56:50 pm PDT #1495 of 30001
I'm getting the pig!
we watched Regan specials on Netflix instant during the evenings
Good idea! And... there goes my evening.
Trudy Booth - Apr 02, 2011 10:17:50 pm PDT #1496 of 30001
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
Guess who did not need an extender seat belt on the plane? And guess who was able to pull down the tray and not have to negotiate around her stomach? I was doing a sitting-down version of my Happy Dance before I remembered where I was.
ROCK ON WITH YOUR BAD SELF, WOMAN!!
When I was growing up in central New Jersey in the 70s and 80s calling another kid a spaz was pretty bad. It was akin to calling another kid a retard (also bad) and I think the implications of disability were pretty clear.
Bad enough that when I was in the UK and heard mention of "The Spastic Society" I was pretty shocked to hear it used so... grownuply.
Interestingly enough, calling someone a Retard was v. bad, saying something was "retarded" was fine. That has actually been a hard habit for me to break. I've adopted "House Plant" as a pretty good substitute as in "What are you, a house plant?" and until the indoor leafed Americans express their displeasure I will continue to do so. I am not sure if their objection would be the denegration of plants as a whole or their feeling that they're being singled out for being domiciled plants, but regardless of the nature of such an objection I would respect it.
Because its all about respect. You ask me to not say something because its hurtful and I pretty much won't. I don't know why some "Well, I'm not PC..." people feel so put out by that. Just be fucking nice.
Oh, "Fuck" hah. My mother haaaaaated when we said fuck. She'd always say, "that's such an ugly word for such a beeeauutiful thing..." I think she meant it, but it was mostly effective because we really didn't want to hear her talk about sex. Of course, once I got old enough to reply "Sometimes you want a good FUCK" she wasn't tryin' that one anymore.