You people are not helping me keep my wishlists under control!
Riley: Oh, yeah. Sorry 'bout last time. Heard I missed out on some fun. Xander: Oh yeah, fun was had. Also frolic, merriment and near-death hijinks.
'Never Leave Me'
Natter 68: Bork Bork Bork
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Daisy Jane - Apr 02, 2011 6:03:34 pm PDT #1477 of 30001
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."
brenda m - Apr 02, 2011 6:04:55 pm PDT #1478 of 30001
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there
Have any of you read Stiff?
She struck me as someone who would totally fit in around here.
ETA: Oh, funny thing. Last night, on the way out of a restaurant with aurelia, Kathy, ChiKat, MFN, and shrift. There were a bunch of guys in the doorway smoking. As we walked out, the bit of conversation I caught was something about how long a decapitated zombie head would last until it started (started?) degrading.
One of the guys noticed this group of women coming through and was all "you came out at just the right time!" expecting we'd be shocked or weirded out at the conversation. Oh honey, you don't even know.
DavidS - Apr 02, 2011 6:10:41 pm PDT #1479 of 30001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
Oh honey, you don't even know.
"We only care about how long the corpse stays stiff, if you know what I mean. And by that I mean Zombie Porn."
Daisy Jane - Apr 02, 2011 6:12:14 pm PDT #1480 of 30001
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."
Matt the Bruins fan - Apr 02, 2011 6:14:07 pm PDT #1481 of 30001
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand
Someone so should have piped up with "the one they found in that cooler on the boat in Dawn of the Dead had clearly been out there for weeks or months, but was still capable of moving!"
aurelia - Apr 02, 2011 6:49:56 pm PDT #1482 of 30001
All sorrows can be borne if you put them into a story. Tell me a story.
Heh. All I heard was something about decapitated heads, but yeah, none of us reacted at all until he spoke directly to us.
§ ita § - Apr 02, 2011 7:02:14 pm PDT #1483 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
"Mmm. Decapitated heads are hot. Can I blow you while you talk about decomposition? Or better yet--could you stay really REALLY still?"
Jesse - Apr 02, 2011 7:09:26 pm PDT #1484 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
So, instead of my Saturday night plans of Luther and doing my nails, my cousin brought me to a comedy show! Because her husband is sick and couldn't go. Holy crap, I laughed really really hard. And probably at stuff that wouldn't have made me laugh so much on TV or whatever. Brian Regan, I think?
DavidS - Apr 02, 2011 7:12:44 pm PDT #1485 of 30001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
And probably at stuff that wouldn't have made me laugh so much on TV or whatever.
Yeah, the threshold and vibe is totally different in a club.
But that's why it's fun to go to a comedy club!
Daisy Jane - Apr 02, 2011 7:15:36 pm PDT #1486 of 30001
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."
I remember him from ages ago. As I recall, he was pretty funny on tv. Wasn't he the one who did the i before e bit?
Also, I have a sharp pain under my ring finger nail making it difficult to type (It really hurts when that finger hits the key). Any idea what that's about?