"What are you, a house plant?"
Ah, my favorite Red Foreman, "Boy, if your ass was any dumber, we'd have to water you."
Kaylee: H-how did you... g-get on...? Early: Strains the mind a bit, don't it? You think you're all alone. Maybe I come down the chimney, Kaylee. Bring presents to the good girls and boys.
'Objects In Space'
Natter 68: Bork Bork Bork
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Daisy Jane - Apr 02, 2011 10:29:03 pm PDT #1497 of 30001
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."
Connie Neil - Apr 03, 2011 3:15:47 am PDT #1498 of 30001
brillig
Oh, I like the idea of calling someone a house plant. I once angrily called someone a hominid, and he got very upset, naturally assuming I'd called him a homo and all that, until a witness cleared his throat said, "Dude, no, she called you something you really are." I've used "biped" to good effect as well. I haven't used "chordate" yet, I'll have to work that in somewhere.
Strix - Apr 03, 2011 4:24:41 am PDT #1499 of 30001
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger
Happy Borkday to the Scola!
Kathy A - Apr 03, 2011 4:37:20 am PDT #1500 of 30001
We're very stretchy. - Connie Neil
Hippo birdies, Tom!!!
Heading over to my stepsister's in Lancaster County for the day with Millie, Mom's bulldog, who is just adorable. See you guys later!
Sophia Brooks - Apr 03, 2011 4:45:39 am PDT #1501 of 30001
Cats to become a rabbit should gather immediately now here
Happy Birthday Tom!
I am jealous. I want to spend the day with a Bullgog.
Lee - Apr 03, 2011 5:02:05 am PDT #1502 of 30001
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.
Happy Birthday Tom!
Theodosia - Apr 03, 2011 5:05:22 am PDT #1503 of 30001
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"
Hippo Birdies, Tom!
DavidS - Apr 03, 2011 5:07:38 am PDT #1504 of 30001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
with a Bullgog.
It's like a bulldog that's especially agog.
Happy birthday, Tom!
Typo Boy - Apr 03, 2011 5:10:05 am PDT #1505 of 30001
Calli: My people have a saying. A man who trusts can never be betrayed, only mistaken.Avon: Life expectancy among your people must be extremely short.
Happy Tom Day!
And you know, a certain song does not make any *less* sense if the opening lyric is changed into "Jeremiah was a Bullgog".
Jesse - Apr 03, 2011 5:22:23 am PDT #1506 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
Happy birthday, Tom!
FWIW, he's amazing.
I am glad to have my appreciation validated! The opener was Jim Colliton, who's from around here, and he also made me laugh really hard, mostly with stuff that objectively seemed like funny stories many parents could tell.