Sooner or later, you're gonna want it. And the second — the second — that happens, you know I'll be there. I'll slip in, have myself a real good day.

Spike ,'Conversations with Dead People'


Natter 68: Bork Bork Bork  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Trudy Booth - Apr 02, 2011 10:17:50 pm PDT #1496 of 30001
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

Guess who did not need an extender seat belt on the plane? And guess who was able to pull down the tray and not have to negotiate around her stomach? I was doing a sitting-down version of my Happy Dance before I remembered where I was.

ROCK ON WITH YOUR BAD SELF, WOMAN!!

When I was growing up in central New Jersey in the 70s and 80s calling another kid a spaz was pretty bad. It was akin to calling another kid a retard (also bad) and I think the implications of disability were pretty clear.

Bad enough that when I was in the UK and heard mention of "The Spastic Society" I was pretty shocked to hear it used so... grownuply.

Interestingly enough, calling someone a Retard was v. bad, saying something was "retarded" was fine. That has actually been a hard habit for me to break. I've adopted "House Plant" as a pretty good substitute as in "What are you, a house plant?" and until the indoor leafed Americans express their displeasure I will continue to do so. I am not sure if their objection would be the denegration of plants as a whole or their feeling that they're being singled out for being domiciled plants, but regardless of the nature of such an objection I would respect it.

Because its all about respect. You ask me to not say something because its hurtful and I pretty much won't. I don't know why some "Well, I'm not PC..." people feel so put out by that. Just be fucking nice.

Oh, "Fuck" hah. My mother haaaaaated when we said fuck. She'd always say, "that's such an ugly word for such a beeeauutiful thing..." I think she meant it, but it was mostly effective because we really didn't want to hear her talk about sex. Of course, once I got old enough to reply "Sometimes you want a good FUCK" she wasn't tryin' that one anymore.


Daisy Jane - Apr 02, 2011 10:29:03 pm PDT #1497 of 30001
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."

"What are you, a house plant?"

Ah, my favorite Red Foreman, "Boy, if your ass was any dumber, we'd have to water you."


Connie Neil - Apr 03, 2011 3:15:47 am PDT #1498 of 30001
brillig

Oh, I like the idea of calling someone a house plant. I once angrily called someone a hominid, and he got very upset, naturally assuming I'd called him a homo and all that, until a witness cleared his throat said, "Dude, no, she called you something you really are." I've used "biped" to good effect as well. I haven't used "chordate" yet, I'll have to work that in somewhere.


Strix - Apr 03, 2011 4:24:41 am PDT #1499 of 30001
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger

Happy Borkday to the Scola!


Kathy A - Apr 03, 2011 4:37:20 am PDT #1500 of 30001
We're very stretchy. - Connie Neil

Hippo birdies, Tom!!!

Heading over to my stepsister's in Lancaster County for the day with Millie, Mom's bulldog, who is just adorable. See you guys later!


Sophia Brooks - Apr 03, 2011 4:45:39 am PDT #1501 of 30001
Cats to become a rabbit should gather immediately now here

Happy Birthday Tom!

I am jealous. I want to spend the day with a Bullgog.


Lee - Apr 03, 2011 5:02:05 am PDT #1502 of 30001
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.

Happy Birthday Tom!


Theodosia - Apr 03, 2011 5:05:22 am PDT #1503 of 30001
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"

Hippo Birdies, Tom!


DavidS - Apr 03, 2011 5:07:38 am PDT #1504 of 30001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

with a Bullgog.

It's like a bulldog that's especially agog.

Happy birthday, Tom!


Typo Boy - Apr 03, 2011 5:10:05 am PDT #1505 of 30001
Calli: My people have a saying. A man who trusts can never be betrayed, only mistaken.Avon: Life expectancy among your people must be extremely short.

Happy Tom Day!

And you know, a certain song does not make any *less* sense if the opening lyric is changed into "Jeremiah was a Bullgog".