You're nice, and you're funny and you don't smoke, and okay, werewolf, but that's not all the time. I mean, three days out of the month, I'm not much fun to be around, either.

Willow ,'Get It Done'


Natter 68: Bork Bork Bork  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Gudanov - Jun 17, 2011 2:56:58 am PDT #13051 of 30001
Coding and Sleeping

In late breaking non-news, Scott Adams continues to be a dillhole.

If you look at that excerpt in the context of his entire blog post, then you'll discover that you're completely right. I was suspicious that it might have been taken out of context or satire, but nope.


Gudanov - Jun 17, 2011 2:57:26 am PDT #13052 of 30001
Coding and Sleeping

Smonster, I followed your link and you're living in a magnetic bottle cap?


hippocampus - Jun 17, 2011 3:18:10 am PDT #13053 of 30001
not your mom's socks.

ND, it looks like you won't be able to escape Sponge Bob even when you get off the boat (at least in Borneo): [link]


Cashmere - Jun 17, 2011 4:34:26 am PDT #13054 of 30001
Now tagless for your comfort.

He may have just out-Simmed Dave Sim.

Yup. Didn't think it was possible.


DavidS - Jun 17, 2011 4:35:12 am PDT #13055 of 30001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

What is it with his late-onset crazy? Remember when he had hysterical muteness for several years? I think his brain has gone awry.


JZ - Jun 17, 2011 4:41:54 am PDT #13056 of 30001
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.

Scott Adams, ugh. The whole rage-inducing presumption that somehow, society is all women's fault (despite millennia of legal non-personhood in cultures ruled by men, under laws written by men and enforced by men, our cooters are just that powerful--they're culture-building ninjas!) and the freaking creepy evo-psych it's-only-natural bullshit puts me into such a cold fury that I lose all my cuss-words and become Katharine Hepburn perched at the stern of the African Queen, shining with icy contempt: "Nature, Mister Allnutt, is what we are meant to rise above."


Theodosia - Jun 17, 2011 5:05:41 am PDT #13057 of 30001
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"

I suppose it's sad when you wonder if the best possibility is some sort of brain injury.


Tom Scola - Jun 17, 2011 5:10:59 am PDT #13058 of 30001
They pay me in WOIMS

Drunken brawl breaks out at Royal Ascott.

A man wielding a £98 bottle of Laurent Perrier Rose Champagne gets involved as the fight breaks out between racegoers

Nice hats, though.


tommyrot - Jun 17, 2011 5:13:29 am PDT #13059 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

A quick glance across the terraces reveals a sea of flesh and unsightly tattoos – of women in cheap, tawdry dresses and men who have shunned the expected top hat.

::clutches pearls::


sumi - Jun 17, 2011 5:23:05 am PDT #13060 of 30001
Art Crawl!!!

What is a "vice girl"?

I wonder of Beatrice and Eugenie got a stern talking to about appropriate hats: they've been very millinarily subdued at Royal Ascot.