I'm supposed to deliver you to the Master now. There's this whole deal where I get to be immortal. Are you cool with that?

Xander ,'Lessons'


Goodbye and Good Riddance 2010: Don't Let the Door Hit Ya...  

Every year we watch the Charlie Brown special, do the Snoopy dance, wish everybody a Merry Christmukkah, and thank our Secret Santas in the good riddance thread. Which is this one, in case you were wondering. Oh, and 2010? We have a few words for you.


megan walker - Dec 21, 2010 2:30:19 pm PST #166 of 466
"What kind of magical sunshine and lollipop world do you live in? Because you need to be medicated."-SFist

And feel like I should know who you are -- an SFista, right? ....megan walker?

Yes, you are a puzzle genius! I couldn't really hide that it was coming from SF, but the rose soap is from Pasadena, City of Roses, and the pickle ornament is from the Danish town of Solvang, CA, hence the Danish form of address.

Also, you have one more present coming...


Jesse - Dec 21, 2010 2:31:56 pm PST #167 of 466
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Woo hoo! Thanks!


lisah - Dec 21, 2010 3:03:06 pm PST #168 of 466
Punishingly Intricate

Cheeses!!! A variety of them!!! Plus tiny toasts and a cheese knife! Thank you, fellow cheeser Jesse!

They will go so well with our new giant cheese board!


dcp - Dec 21, 2010 3:14:19 pm PST #169 of 466
The more I learn, the more I realize how little I know.

Still one of my favorites for the season: I wonder if I might crave your momentary indulgence...?


Jesse - Dec 21, 2010 3:14:49 pm PST #170 of 466
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Yay!


smonster - Dec 21, 2010 3:18:53 pm PST #171 of 466
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.

Secret Santa o' mine, your package arrived! I was going to open them a few a day... But then I couldn't stop. Oopsies.

So! In no particular order, except I did follow the instructions for first and last... Ginger cookies! Still soft. Nom. And then... a Tardis cellphone charm! I actually made squeaky noises at that one. Then there was an array of bacon-flavored products - popcorn, salt, and drink tabs. Yes, drink tabs. I think I just discovered a shortcut to bacon-infused bourbon. Score.

My embarassment of Christmas riches also included a titanium spork (I WILL BROWNBAG LIKE A BADASS), a wee jar of fudge sauce (never know when you're going to need a bit of emergency chocolate), and a Kinder Happy Hippo.

Hang on... Gotta eat another cookie. SPICY NOMS YAYES.

Oh! Forgot the card. Soy ink on recycled paper, AND there's a detachable bookmark.

Okay. And for the dramatic finale, I opened a lovingly packaged sequence of wrappings to reveal a gorgeous ornament, hand-beaded I presume?

Which makes me think... Suzi? Unless my tricky Santa had her make it, in which case I am stumped.


smonster - Dec 21, 2010 3:20:39 pm PST #172 of 466
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.

Dude. I can't decide what to make taste like bacon first.


javachik - Dec 21, 2010 3:20:53 pm PST #173 of 466
Our wings are not tired.

Oh! Forgot the card. Soy ink on recycled paper, AND there's a detachable bookmark.

heh hehe hehe hhehe

I got one too!


SuziQ - Dec 21, 2010 3:32:34 pm PST #174 of 466
Back tattoos of the mother is that you are absolutely right - Ame

Twas me, smonster. I know there was a plethora of bacon related items, but I just couldn't stop. The drink tabs were so out there, how could I resist?

Just made another double batch of ginger cookies (and peanut butter kisses and peppermint swirls). The gingers are my fav.


Amy - Dec 21, 2010 3:33:09 pm PST #175 of 466
Because books.

Suzi's ginger cookies are Teh Awesome, it's true.