The groom's explanation of the cow? "It just sometimes happens at weddings."
Oh, okay then. No biggie.
Maybe it's a Hasidic thing.
So that's my dream. That and some stuff about cigars and a tunnel.
Faith ,'Get It Done'
Natter 67: Overriding Vetoes
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, nail polish, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
§ ita § - Jan 19, 2011 9:51:46 am PST #17606 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Liese S. - Jan 19, 2011 10:00:42 am PST #17607 of 30001
"Faded like the lilac, he thought."
"It just sometimes happens at weddings."
Really? Does it? I mean, after this wedding, I guess I can say that, but up until this wedding, I have never heard of anyone capable of making that assertion from a factual background.
Frankenbuddha - Jan 19, 2011 10:01:16 am PST #17608 of 30001
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"
The groom's explanation of the cow? "It just sometimes happens at weddings."
Oh, okay then. No biggie.
Maybe it's a Hasidic thing.
Or a tribute to FRINGE.
Hil R. - Jan 19, 2011 10:02:50 am PST #17609 of 30001
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l
I have been to a few Hasidic weddings. I've never seen anyone there dressed as a cow.
Daisy Jane - Jan 19, 2011 10:08:01 am PST #17610 of 30001
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."
Aw man, Leighton Meester is a lucky bitch! She's cute and talented, and had Prince serenade her [link]
javachik - Jan 19, 2011 10:08:54 am PST #17611 of 30001
Our wings are not tired.
I just don't get the rude cities thing. I have to tell you, I've been to Philly 10+ times and I am always amazed at how nice the people are. I'm serious.
§ ita § - Jan 19, 2011 10:09:09 am PST #17612 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
I swear Prince made eye contact with me once. I can testify that if he sang at me, I'd pass out.
quester - Jan 19, 2011 10:09:17 am PST #17613 of 30001
Danger is my middle name, only I spell it R. u. t. h. - Tina Belcher.
"It just sometimes happens at weddings."
Maybe it was that person's best suit?
tommyrot - Jan 19, 2011 10:16:04 am PST #17614 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
OK, I have drugs and honey, including Nyquil for tonight.
While I was doing the self-checkout, a store employee came over and asked me for ID. Then she noticed I had Nyquil and said she didn't need my ID. Apparently she thought the Nyquil was something that did require ID.
Typo Boy - Jan 19, 2011 10:20:52 am PST #17615 of 30001
Calli: My people have a saying. A man who trusts can never be betrayed, only mistaken.Avon: Life expectancy among your people must be extremely short.
If Prince came door to door for the Jehovah's witnesses (he is a JW) would you listen to his pitch if he'd sing something for you? If so what song, or songs would you choose?