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Natter 67: Overriding Vetoes

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Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, nail polish, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.

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tommyrot - Jan 19, 2011 10:16:04 am PST #17614 of 30001

Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

OK, I have drugs and honey, including Nyquil for tonight.

While I was doing the self-checkout, a store employee came over and asked me for ID. Then she noticed I had Nyquil and said she didn't need my ID. Apparently she thought the Nyquil was something that did require ID.

Typo Boy - Jan 19, 2011 10:20:52 am PST #17615 of 30001

Calli: My people have a saying. A man who trusts can never be betrayed, only mistaken.Avon: Life expectancy among your people must be extremely short.

If Prince came door to door for the Jehovah's witnesses (he is a JW) would you listen to his pitch if he'd sing something for you? If so what song, or songs would you choose?

lisah - Jan 19, 2011 10:22:51 am PST #17616 of 30001

Punishingly Intricate

Baltimore? Rude?? Are you kidding me? Even the junkie prostitutes call you 'hon!'

§ ita § - Jan 19, 2011 10:24:59 am PST #17617 of 30001

Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

If Prince came door to door for the Jehovah's witnesses (he is a JW) would you listen to his pitch if he'd sing something for you?

Hell, YES.

If so what song, or songs would you choose?

Can I pick an album?

Tom Scola - Jan 19, 2011 10:28:23 am PST #17618 of 30001

hwæt

Even before Prince joined JW, he had a whole bunch of songs about the imminent end of the world.

erin_obscure - Jan 19, 2011 10:29:14 am PST #17619 of 30001

Occasionally I’m callous and strange

ZOMG, my library is having a Buffy Party!

tommyrot - Jan 19, 2011 10:31:52 am PST #17620 of 30001

Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Even before Prince joined JW, he had a whole bunch of songs about the imminent end of the world.

Yeah. But he was wrong about the whole "Two thousand zero zero party's over oops out of time" thing.

Kathy A - Jan 19, 2011 10:33:47 am PST #17621 of 30001

We're very stretchy. - Connie Neil

ZOMG, my library is having a Buffy Party!

Wow, how awesome is that! I loved this:

There will be a Q&A with Buffy Season 8 editors Scott Allie and Sierra Hahn, Buffy trivia, Buffy "Hush" drawing charades, Buffy birthday cake, and a vampire tattoo station.

Daisy Jane - Jan 19, 2011 10:34:37 am PST #17622 of 30001

"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."

If Prince came door to door for the Jehovah's witnesses (he is a JW) would you listen to his pitch if he'd sing something for you? If so what song, or songs would you choose?

Shit, I'd convert.

§ ita § - Jan 19, 2011 10:36:10 am PST #17623 of 30001

Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Shit, I'd convert.

No, you have to play hard to get so he comes back and sings some more.

Okay, enough stinky office. I wonder if I can go home.

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