No. You're missing the point. The design of the thing is functional. The plan is not to shoot you. The plan is to get the girl. If there's no girl, then the plan, well, is like the room.

Early ,'Objects In Space'


Natter 67: Overriding Vetoes  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, nail polish, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


javachik - Jan 19, 2011 10:08:54 am PST #17611 of 30001
Our wings are not tired.

I just don't get the rude cities thing. I have to tell you, I've been to Philly 10+ times and I am always amazed at how nice the people are. I'm serious.


§ ita § - Jan 19, 2011 10:09:09 am PST #17612 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I swear Prince made eye contact with me once. I can testify that if he sang at me, I'd pass out.


quester - Jan 19, 2011 10:09:17 am PST #17613 of 30001
Danger is my middle name, only I spell it R. u. t. h. - Tina Belcher.

"It just sometimes happens at weddings."

Maybe it was that person's best suit?


tommyrot - Jan 19, 2011 10:16:04 am PST #17614 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

OK, I have drugs and honey, including Nyquil for tonight.

While I was doing the self-checkout, a store employee came over and asked me for ID. Then she noticed I had Nyquil and said she didn't need my ID. Apparently she thought the Nyquil was something that did require ID.


Typo Boy - Jan 19, 2011 10:20:52 am PST #17615 of 30001
Calli: My people have a saying. A man who trusts can never be betrayed, only mistaken.Avon: Life expectancy among your people must be extremely short.

If Prince came door to door for the Jehovah's witnesses (he is a JW) would you listen to his pitch if he'd sing something for you? If so what song, or songs would you choose?


lisah - Jan 19, 2011 10:22:51 am PST #17616 of 30001
Punishingly Intricate

Baltimore? Rude?? Are you kidding me? Even the junkie prostitutes call you 'hon!'


§ ita § - Jan 19, 2011 10:24:59 am PST #17617 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

If Prince came door to door for the Jehovah's witnesses (he is a JW) would you listen to his pitch if he'd sing something for you?

Hell, YES.

If so what song, or songs would you choose?

Can I pick an album?


Tom Scola - Jan 19, 2011 10:28:23 am PST #17618 of 30001
hwæt

Even before Prince joined JW, he had a whole bunch of songs about the imminent end of the world.


erin_obscure - Jan 19, 2011 10:29:14 am PST #17619 of 30001
Occasionally I’m callous and strange

ZOMG, my library is having a Buffy Party!


tommyrot - Jan 19, 2011 10:31:52 am PST #17620 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Even before Prince joined JW, he had a whole bunch of songs about the imminent end of the world.

Yeah. But he was wrong about the whole "Two thousand zero zero party's over oops out of time" thing.