Baltimore? Rude?? Are you kidding me? Even the junkie prostitutes call you 'hon!'
On my seventh birthday, I wanted a toy fire truck, and I didn't get it, and you were real nice about it, and then the house next door burnt down, and then real firetrucks came, and for years I thought you set the fire for me. And if you did, you can tell me!
Xander ,'Same Time, Same Place'
Natter 67: Overriding Vetoes
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, nail polish, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
lisah - Jan 19, 2011 10:22:51 am PST #17616 of 30001
Punishingly Intricate
§ ita § - Jan 19, 2011 10:24:59 am PST #17617 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
If Prince came door to door for the Jehovah's witnesses (he is a JW) would you listen to his pitch if he'd sing something for you?
Hell, YES.
If so what song, or songs would you choose?
Can I pick an album?
Tom Scola - Jan 19, 2011 10:28:23 am PST #17618 of 30001
hwæt
Even before Prince joined JW, he had a whole bunch of songs about the imminent end of the world.
erin_obscure - Jan 19, 2011 10:29:14 am PST #17619 of 30001
Occasionally I’m callous and strange
ZOMG, my library is having a Buffy Party!
tommyrot - Jan 19, 2011 10:31:52 am PST #17620 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Even before Prince joined JW, he had a whole bunch of songs about the imminent end of the world.
Yeah. But he was wrong about the whole "Two thousand zero zero party's over oops out of time" thing.
Kathy A - Jan 19, 2011 10:33:47 am PST #17621 of 30001
We're very stretchy. - Connie Neil
ZOMG, my library is having a Buffy Party!
Wow, how awesome is that! I loved this:
There will be a Q&A with Buffy Season 8 editors Scott Allie and Sierra Hahn, Buffy trivia, Buffy "Hush" drawing charades, Buffy birthday cake, and a vampire tattoo station.
Daisy Jane - Jan 19, 2011 10:34:37 am PST #17622 of 30001
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."
If Prince came door to door for the Jehovah's witnesses (he is a JW) would you listen to his pitch if he'd sing something for you? If so what song, or songs would you choose?
Shit, I'd convert.
§ ita § - Jan 19, 2011 10:36:10 am PST #17623 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Shit, I'd convert.
No, you have to play hard to get so he comes back and sings some more.
Okay, enough stinky office. I wonder if I can go home.
Daisy Jane - Jan 19, 2011 10:39:46 am PST #17624 of 30001
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."
Excellent strategy! I suck at hard to get though.
Burrell - Jan 19, 2011 10:41:01 am PST #17625 of 30001
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!
I know that at some Orthodox Jewish weddings the guest do skits and stuff to entertain the bride and groom. Maybe the cow was there for entertainment?
Except, my doc said it was bacterial, not viral.
Um, yeah. Basically if there's any bacteria on your hand and you touch your eye? Pinkeye. So Jesse, 'fess up--did you forget to wash your hands?