I have been to a few Hasidic weddings. I've never seen anyone there dressed as a cow.
Jayne (Husband): Oh, I think you might wanna reconsider that last part. See, I married me a powerful ugly creature. Mal (Wife): How can you say that? How can you shame me in front of new people? Jayne (Husband): If I could make you purtier, I would. Mal (Wife): You are not the man I met a year ago.
'Our Mrs. Reynolds'
Natter 67: Overriding Vetoes
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, nail polish, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Hil R. - Jan 19, 2011 10:02:50 am PST #17609 of 30001
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l
Daisy Jane - Jan 19, 2011 10:08:01 am PST #17610 of 30001
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."
Aw man, Leighton Meester is a lucky bitch! She's cute and talented, and had Prince serenade her [link]
javachik - Jan 19, 2011 10:08:54 am PST #17611 of 30001
Our wings are not tired.
I just don't get the rude cities thing. I have to tell you, I've been to Philly 10+ times and I am always amazed at how nice the people are. I'm serious.
§ ita § - Jan 19, 2011 10:09:09 am PST #17612 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
I swear Prince made eye contact with me once. I can testify that if he sang at me, I'd pass out.
quester - Jan 19, 2011 10:09:17 am PST #17613 of 30001
Danger is my middle name, only I spell it R. u. t. h. - Tina Belcher.
"It just sometimes happens at weddings."
Maybe it was that person's best suit?
tommyrot - Jan 19, 2011 10:16:04 am PST #17614 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
OK, I have drugs and honey, including Nyquil for tonight.
While I was doing the self-checkout, a store employee came over and asked me for ID. Then she noticed I had Nyquil and said she didn't need my ID. Apparently she thought the Nyquil was something that did require ID.
Typo Boy - Jan 19, 2011 10:20:52 am PST #17615 of 30001
Calli: My people have a saying. A man who trusts can never be betrayed, only mistaken.Avon: Life expectancy among your people must be extremely short.
If Prince came door to door for the Jehovah's witnesses (he is a JW) would you listen to his pitch if he'd sing something for you? If so what song, or songs would you choose?
lisah - Jan 19, 2011 10:22:51 am PST #17616 of 30001
Punishingly Intricate
Baltimore? Rude?? Are you kidding me? Even the junkie prostitutes call you 'hon!'
§ ita § - Jan 19, 2011 10:24:59 am PST #17617 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
If Prince came door to door for the Jehovah's witnesses (he is a JW) would you listen to his pitch if he'd sing something for you?
Hell, YES.
If so what song, or songs would you choose?
Can I pick an album?
Tom Scola - Jan 19, 2011 10:28:23 am PST #17618 of 30001
hwæt
Even before Prince joined JW, he had a whole bunch of songs about the imminent end of the world.