I'll admit, I've been very good about the amazon page checking, from the standpoint of not obsessing-- I actually only went to check when someone alerted me to a reader review that was so good, my friend said, "You should offer to have this woman's babies. Seriously."

So yeah, it was that good.

I know a lot of the exhaustion stems from the fact that this time, I did do more promo than ever before, therefore, I'm that much more tired and susceptible to the blahs. I'm also mildly paranoid because I found out that a Carmen book that sold around the time that I first sold it, way back when, actually released two weeks before mine. It's a lot more straightforward interpretation, from what I understand, so from that standpoint very different, but still... I'm waiting for the inevitable compare and contrast, since the other author is of the ilk who gets the lit awards and big reviews, etc. etc.

(Not to mention Walter Dean Myers also has a Carmen retelling coming out-- an urban interpretation and he gets all the big mentions and his books get picked for readings lists and... and... see? I don't need to obsess over my amazon page. I can make myself crazy all on my own. GAH!)

Remember your Steps, Jilli.

Admit you HAVE a problem...

Not being an author, I can only say, Do as I say, Not what I KNOW I would do...because the temptation would make that serpent and Eve look like pikers.

Oof, Barb. That sucks about the Myers and the other books. HOWEVER -- it could serve as a reader feeder for the fans of those authors who will read them, and go looking for new books in the same vein.

Not the best scenario, but a plausible one which ultimately lands you more readers, see? Think sideways, baby, too!

Remember your Steps, Jilli.

It's ... just a jump to the left? Wait, no, that can't be it.

Oh, and let me pull my head out of my self-absorbed ass long enough to say YAY ERIN on the jobby and paycheck goodness!

Oh, and let me pull my head out of my self-absorbed ass

Pffft.

But thanks! WOOOO MONEY!!!!!!!!!!!!

On the box of candles was the warning "Always use a non-flammable menorah," which seems like anyone old enough to light candles shouldn't have to be told.

That is only one of 5 warnings that came with my candles, for the record.

There was a thing a few years ago where some company was selling little containers of oil for people who have the kind of menorah that uses oil instead of candles -- usually you have to pour the oil into the little cups on the menorah, which can get kind of messy, so these were pre-measured and you just put the whole container into the cup. The first year they made them, the containers were made of glass, and everyone loved them. The next year, they decided to save money and make the containers out of plastic instead, and no one realized until they'd already sold a ton of them and people had already lit them that the plastic would melt and send burning oil pouring down.

Happy OhDearG-dInferno-kah?!

Wow. That is an impressive lack of product testing.