Lorne: Back in Pylea they used to call me "sweet potato." Connor: Really. Lorne: Yeah, well, the exact translation was "fragrant tuber" but…

'Conviction (1)'


Spike's Bitches 46: Don't I get a cookie?  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Atropa - Dec 01, 2010 3:28:56 pm PST #9998 of 30000
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.

Remember your Steps, Jilli.

It's ... just a jump to the left? Wait, no, that can't be it.


Barb - Dec 01, 2010 3:29:46 pm PST #9999 of 30000
“Not dead yet!”

Oh, and let me pull my head out of my self-absorbed ass long enough to say YAY ERIN on the jobby and paycheck goodness!


Strix - Dec 01, 2010 3:42:40 pm PST #10000 of 30000
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger

Oh, and let me pull my head out of my self-absorbed ass

Pffft.

But thanks! WOOOO MONEY!!!!!!!!!!!!


-t - Dec 01, 2010 3:50:47 pm PST #10001 of 30000
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

On the box of candles was the warning "Always use a non-flammable menorah," which seems like anyone old enough to light candles shouldn't have to be told.

That is only one of 5 warnings that came with my candles, for the record.


Hil R. - Dec 01, 2010 3:59:10 pm PST #10002 of 30000
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l

There was a thing a few years ago where some company was selling little containers of oil for people who have the kind of menorah that uses oil instead of candles -- usually you have to pour the oil into the little cups on the menorah, which can get kind of messy, so these were pre-measured and you just put the whole container into the cup. The first year they made them, the containers were made of glass, and everyone loved them. The next year, they decided to save money and make the containers out of plastic instead, and no one realized until they'd already sold a ton of them and people had already lit them that the plastic would melt and send burning oil pouring down.


Strix - Dec 01, 2010 4:05:12 pm PST #10003 of 30000
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger

Happy OhDearG-dInferno-kah?!


-t - Dec 01, 2010 4:06:50 pm PST #10004 of 30000
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

Wow. That is an impressive lack of product testing.


Cass - Dec 01, 2010 4:10:10 pm PST #10005 of 30000
Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.

to celebrate fried foods and lighting small fires with us.

My kind of celebration!


smonster - Dec 01, 2010 4:15:13 pm PST #10006 of 30000
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.

I think I've had a semi-good idea: we salvaged all these old square nails today, and I think I'll wire them to Mardi Gras beads for a garland.


smonster - Dec 01, 2010 4:35:39 pm PST #10007 of 30000
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.

Meh, ran out of ribbon and energy at the same time. Bed now.