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Spike's Bitches 46: Don't I get a cookie?  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


smonster - Dec 01, 2010 2:49:24 pm PST #9985 of 30000
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.

Yay Erin! That's so great to hear.

I just ate too much pasta after eating waaaay too much chips and salsa. Oof.

I'm spending my evening making Xmas ornaments out of crap I salvaged off our job site, b/c our org is participating in this decorate a tree, get votes, win 5K thing. Would have been nice to have more than a day's notice, but I like this kind of thing, so.

Still no word from Maybe Future Boss Lady. But B called to chat for a bit, so that was nice.


Hil R. - Dec 01, 2010 3:00:18 pm PST #9986 of 30000
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l

I remember seeing, somewhere, a sort of wax putty that you put on the bottom of candles so that they don't tip over when the candle holder is too loose. Anyone know what this is called and where I can find it? None of the google terms I tried got me what I was looking for.


Strix - Dec 01, 2010 3:00:41 pm PST #9987 of 30000
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger

Barb, I don't know if by "whored yourself out" too much you meant PR? I have to assume so, and if so, THWAP. It's marketing your book, and you have to do tons to get even a medium response, unless you are some crazy-successful Name.

A week? Your book is doing tequila shots at its 21st birthday party, in your mind, because you have been living with it so long, but to the general reading public, the sweat is still drying on the sheets. Give it time, put down the vacuum attachments and back away from the corners. And the Amazon page; it's like coke -- a rush, but pretty soon, you're on the toilet at 3 am, "just checking e-mail" on your phone when you wake up to pee.


Ginger - Dec 01, 2010 3:03:01 pm PST #9988 of 30000
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda

One brand name is Candle Stick-Um, Hil. [link]


Atropa - Dec 01, 2010 3:04:34 pm PST #9989 of 30000
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.

And the Amazon page; it's like coke -- a rush, but pretty soon, you're on the toilet at 3 am, "just checking e-mail" on your phone when you wake up to pee.

Oh god, so true. So, so true.


Hil R. - Dec 01, 2010 3:05:52 pm PST #9990 of 30000
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l

Thanks! It looks like they sell it at Michael's, and there's one of those sort of near here, so I can go get it tomorrow afternoon. (I need it for my menorah. I bought fancy candles, and they don't fit in my menorah properly.)


EpicTangent - Dec 01, 2010 3:07:32 pm PST #9991 of 30000
Why isn't everyone pelting me with JOY, dammit? - Zenkitty

Looks like a lot of sites refer to it as candle putty, Hil.

What? Why yes, I am waiting for that manual to finish converting to pdf, thus giving me some unsanctioned posting time.


JZ - Dec 01, 2010 3:11:19 pm PST #9992 of 30000
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.

And the Amazon page; it's like coke -- a rush, but pretty soon, you're on the toilet at 3 am, "just checking e-mail" on your phone when you wake up to pee.

I saw Anne Lamott read at Black Oak Books right after her first collection of theological essays was published, and she said she'd gotten so bad about obsessing over her Amazon page and the minute-by-minute twitches in each book's ratings that she had pounced on the arrival of Lent as an excuse to give it up cold turkey, because Amazon had eaten her brain. And then all the published writers in the audience laughed bitter "Good luck with that" laughs. If smartphones had existed back then, I bet you anything every single one of them would've logged on to check their Amazon pages that very second.


Atropa - Dec 01, 2010 3:14:56 pm PST #9993 of 30000
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.

not checking my Amazon page, not checking my Amazon page

goes back to staring at Wall O' Exposition in current draft, grits teeth


EpicTangent - Dec 01, 2010 3:19:48 pm PST #9994 of 30000
Why isn't everyone pelting me with JOY, dammit? - Zenkitty

Why yes, I am waiting for that manual to finish converting to pdf, thus giving me some unsanctioned posting time.

Stoopid Acrobat hosed up about half of the drawings. The only drafter who can convert them to something I can use is gone for the day. Must be time for me to go home.

smonster, I wish I could help with the decor-generating. Sounds fun, and I bet I'd be helpful. Pesky continent in the way. Good luck on scoring the grant!