Oh, and let me pull my head out of my self-absorbed ass
Pffft.
But thanks! WOOOO MONEY!!!!!!!!!!!!
'Heart Of Gold'
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
Oh, and let me pull my head out of my self-absorbed ass
Pffft.
But thanks! WOOOO MONEY!!!!!!!!!!!!
On the box of candles was the warning "Always use a non-flammable menorah," which seems like anyone old enough to light candles shouldn't have to be told.
That is only one of 5 warnings that came with my candles, for the record.
There was a thing a few years ago where some company was selling little containers of oil for people who have the kind of menorah that uses oil instead of candles -- usually you have to pour the oil into the little cups on the menorah, which can get kind of messy, so these were pre-measured and you just put the whole container into the cup. The first year they made them, the containers were made of glass, and everyone loved them. The next year, they decided to save money and make the containers out of plastic instead, and no one realized until they'd already sold a ton of them and people had already lit them that the plastic would melt and send burning oil pouring down.
Happy OhDearG-dInferno-kah?!
Wow. That is an impressive lack of product testing.
to celebrate fried foods and lighting small fires with us.
My kind of celebration!
I think I've had a semi-good idea: we salvaged all these old square nails today, and I think I'll wire them to Mardi Gras beads for a garland.
Meh, ran out of ribbon and energy at the same time. Bed now.
I have a good husband. He took me for yummy Mexican food and a big, horkin' margarita. Life is better with tequila and salt. ::nods::
I need the like button, or a margarita