On the box of candles was the warning "Always use a non-flammable menorah," which seems like anyone old enough to light candles shouldn't have to be told.
That is only one of 5 warnings that came with my candles, for the record.
Just call me the computer whisperer.
Willow ,'Lessons'
Spike's Bitches 46: Don't I get a cookie?
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
-t - Dec 01, 2010 3:50:47 pm PST #10001 of 30000
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration
Hil R. - Dec 01, 2010 3:59:10 pm PST #10002 of 30000
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l
There was a thing a few years ago where some company was selling little containers of oil for people who have the kind of menorah that uses oil instead of candles -- usually you have to pour the oil into the little cups on the menorah, which can get kind of messy, so these were pre-measured and you just put the whole container into the cup. The first year they made them, the containers were made of glass, and everyone loved them. The next year, they decided to save money and make the containers out of plastic instead, and no one realized until they'd already sold a ton of them and people had already lit them that the plastic would melt and send burning oil pouring down.
Strix - Dec 01, 2010 4:05:12 pm PST #10003 of 30000
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger
Happy OhDearG-dInferno-kah?!
-t - Dec 01, 2010 4:06:50 pm PST #10004 of 30000
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration
Wow. That is an impressive lack of product testing.
Cass - Dec 01, 2010 4:10:10 pm PST #10005 of 30000
Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.
to celebrate fried foods and lighting small fires with us.
My kind of celebration!
smonster - Dec 01, 2010 4:15:13 pm PST #10006 of 30000
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.
I think I've had a semi-good idea: we salvaged all these old square nails today, and I think I'll wire them to Mardi Gras beads for a garland.
smonster - Dec 01, 2010 4:35:39 pm PST #10007 of 30000
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.
Meh, ran out of ribbon and energy at the same time. Bed now.
Barb - Dec 01, 2010 6:00:14 pm PST #10008 of 30000
“Not dead yet!”
I have a good husband. He took me for yummy Mexican food and a big, horkin' margarita. Life is better with tequila and salt. ::nods::
beth b - Dec 01, 2010 6:11:16 pm PST #10009 of 30000
oh joy! Oh Rapture ! I have a brain!
I need the like button, or a margarita
sj - Dec 01, 2010 6:13:14 pm PST #10010 of 30000
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."
I have a good husband. He took me for yummy Mexican food and a big, horkin' margarita. Life is better with tequila and salt. ::nods::
Yay, good husband!