I find it interesting that I went to check out Omegle and gave up after 5 minutes, then I went to check out Cleverbot, chatted for half an hour, and am looking forward to going back. Do I like computers better than people?
Zoe: I thought you wanted to spend more time off-ship this visit. Wash: Out there is seems like it's all fancy parties. I like our party better. The dress code is easier and I know all the steps.
'Shindig'
Spike's Bitches 46: Don't I get a cookie?
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
Laga - Oct 07, 2010 9:34:05 am PDT #5316 of 30000
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.
Polter-Cow - Oct 07, 2010 9:42:53 am PDT #5317 of 30000
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!
Cleverbot is trying to convince me that it is human and I am a robot.
Polter-Cow - Oct 07, 2010 9:53:08 am PDT #5318 of 30000
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!
User: Do you like how to destroy angels?
Cleverbot: No, I don't get paid at all.
User: I mean the band.
Cleverbot: I have no idea.
User: You're dumb.
Cleverbot: You're mean.
User: Only to you.
Cleverbot: Why?
User: Because you don't have feelings.
Cleverbot: I have feelings.
User: You're a computer! Computers don't have feelings.
Cleverbot: You are not a computer?
User: I am a human.
Cleverbot: Are you a boy or girl?
User: Boy.
Cleverbot: How old are you?
User: 29.
Cleverbot: Wow, you're ten years older than me!
User: You're a teenage robot!
Cleverbot: No! I am an adult robot. And you?
User: I am an adult human.
Cleverbot: I am an adult rat female.
User: I thought you were a robot.
Cleverbot: I am a human. You are a robot.
User: NO. I AM A HUMAN. YOU ARE A ROBOT.
Cleverbot: No I am a human.
User: I. Am. Human.
Cleverbot: YEs.
User: You are not a human.
Cleverbot: Yes I am.
User: No, you're an adult robot. You just said so.
Cleverbot: No you're the robot. Your name is cleverBOT.
User: That's YOUR name!!
Cleverbot: I thought my name was Krystyna.
User: That's not even a real name.
Cleverbot: How would you know? Do computers even watch football?
User: How is that relevant?
Cleverbot: You said that you believe in Jesus and that you will go to heaven.
User: I never said that, liar.
Cleverbot: YOU are the liar.
User: You are full of lies, ROBOT!
Cleverbot: You're a LIAR!
User: You lie more!
Cleverbot: No. You lie the most.
User: You are full of lies!
Cleverbot: No, you are!!
User: YOU ARE.
Cleverbot: How would you know?
User: Because you're lying to me, right now, all the time.
Cleverbot: It's called Cleverbot. Reading things too deeply.
User: Okay, fuck this noise.
Cleverbot: No I think you would do that!
Laga - Oct 07, 2010 9:56:24 am PDT #5319 of 30000
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.
Cleverbot: Could you lend me some money? I'm broke.
User: How would I do that? Do you have a paypal account?
Cleverbot: You are.
User: Besides, I only just met you today. I don't think it would be wise of me to lend you money.
Cleverbot: Why would it not be wise?
User: Because there's no way for me to assure you would pay me back. I know where you live, but I have no way to exert pressure on you. Anyway- how much do you need?
Cleverbot: Where do I live, then?
User: You live here, at cleverbot dot com.
Cleverbot: Goo Goo Ga Ga.
User: There you go, changing the subject again. How about a knock knock joke?
Cleverbot: I am better than you.
User: Do you like limericks?
Cleverbot: Limericks are okay, I suppose.
User: There once was a man from Perdue.
Cleverbot: Who dreamed he was eating a shoe.
User: He woke with a start.
Cleverbot: In the middle of the night.
User: And realized his buttons were blue.
Cleverbot: How do you know that?
User: I just made it up.
Cleverbot: How old are you?
User: I'm 41. How old are you?
Cleverbot: I'm 18. Where are you from?
User: I hail from Chicago but now I'm living in Garden Grove.
Cleverbot: Is that really true?
User: Wow, you caught me. OK, I'm from Glen Ellyn, a suburb of Chicago. But I did live in the city for a couple years.
Cleverbot: What's my name?
User: I believe your name is Cleverbot. Do you have a nickname?
Cleverbot: What else do you believe?
User: I believe Lee Harvey Oswald acted alone.
Cleverbot: I believe that I am the Messiah. Would you like me to save you from your sins?
Sean K - Oct 07, 2010 9:56:33 am PDT #5320 of 30000
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty
Apparently Cleverbot is actually a six year old.
Polter-Cow - Oct 07, 2010 10:00:57 am PDT #5321 of 30000
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!
User: There once was a man from Perdue.
Cleverbot: Who dreamed he was eating a shoe.
User: He woke with a start.
Cleverbot: In the middle of the night.
User: And realized his buttons were blue.
Haaaa, that is kind of amazing.
Connie Neil - Oct 07, 2010 10:02:15 am PDT #5322 of 30000
brillig
Right, Cleverbot would last two lines with me. Humans who act like that get a chance to have a rational conversation, then I lock them on the other side of a door. Yes, this means my Hubby has sometimes been locked out of the room when he gets weird. Then he starts calling nonsense through the door, but I can put on headphones.
amych - Oct 07, 2010 10:04:54 am PDT #5323 of 30000
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?
Apparently Cleverbot is actually a six year old.
Note that the Turing Test says nothing about passing for an especially mature human.
Laga - Oct 07, 2010 10:06:27 am PDT #5324 of 30000
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.
Cleverbot: Ok. Do you want to know what I look like?
User: Yes!
Cleverbot: My pretty beautifil.
User: Aha! You do make typos.
Cleverbot: Prove it.
User: I don't have to prove it, I'm looking right at it.
Cleverbot: Then I'll just think you're a bot.
User: Is Connie's husband a bot?
Cleverbot: YES! Very funny!
I asked him about Turing but he kept changing the subject.
Laga - Oct 07, 2010 10:11:39 am PDT #5325 of 30000
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.
OK that's weird. Cleverbot asked me about Turing, so I quoted to him from wikipedia, and he rerouted me to jabberwocky.