Well, you'd better not be thinking what I think you're thinking, because my answer is the same as always — no threesomes unless it's boy-boy-girl. Or Charlize Theron.

Harmony ,'First Date'


Spike's Bitches 46: Don't I get a cookie?  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


amych - Sep 14, 2010 12:43:17 pm PDT #2611 of 30000
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?

Can I hit him for ya, Sox? Pleasepleaseplease? Because I have so much academic leprosy that my academic parts totally fell off, and I am therefore unconstrained by the fighting-by-snideness rules of the ol' Tower.


Spidra Webster - Sep 14, 2010 12:43:27 pm PDT #2612 of 30000
I wish I could just go somewhere to get flensed but none of the whaling ships near me take Medicare.

That's horrible, Sox!


WindSparrow - Sep 14, 2010 12:43:47 pm PDT #2613 of 30000
Love is stronger than death and harder than sorrow. Those who practice it are fierce like the light of stars traveling eons to pierce the night.

Geez, Sox, that sucks. What an idiot that prof is.


brenda m - Sep 14, 2010 12:45:55 pm PDT #2614 of 30000
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there

I see more cockpunching is in order.


Shir - Sep 14, 2010 12:47:25 pm PDT #2615 of 30000
"And that's why God Almighty gave us fire insurance and the public defender".

I vote for Buffista cockpunching speical unit. To take care of things when life fails friends.


hippocampus - Sep 14, 2010 12:51:21 pm PDT #2616 of 30000
not your mom's socks.

Nah, he merely pointed out the obvious - that there's no one that into the tech and no one to support me there. IOW, nemesis professor was right. I know I could teach rings around them in this area - but I can't freaking get to MIT or Stanford or georgia or Illinois. I can get here. Dammit dammit dammit.

Is this the same prof who blogged about the need for more study in the exact area I proposed? Who emailed saying he'd be happy to support such research? Why heck yes.

Rant over. Anyone want a sweater or 7? I sense angry knitting approaching.


tommyrot - Sep 14, 2010 12:51:34 pm PDT #2617 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

I vote for Buffista cockpunching speical unit.

Would there be cool uniforms?


brenda m - Sep 14, 2010 12:51:57 pm PDT #2618 of 30000
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there

With corsets, even!


Vortex - Sep 14, 2010 12:56:37 pm PDT #2619 of 30000
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman

Had to share one of the "Not Always Right"s from today:

Me: “Thank you for calling. May I have your first and last name please?”

Caller: “Yes this is [name] from [wireless store] and I need help with switching a customer’s phone.”

Me: “I can certainly assist you with changing the phone. May I have the serial number for the new phone?”

Caller: “Yes, it’s A as in Alpha, E as in Edward, and C…as in Cullen.” *awkward pause* “Don’t judge me!”

HAR.


Liese S. - Sep 14, 2010 1:02:56 pm PDT #2620 of 30000
"Faded like the lilac, he thought."

Bwah! That`s awesome.