I vote for Buffista cockpunching speical unit.
Would there be cool uniforms?
Please...Wesley...why can't I stay?
Fred ,'A Hole in the World'
Spike's Bitches 46: Don't I get a cookie?
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
tommyrot - Sep 14, 2010 12:51:34 pm PDT #2617 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
brenda m - Sep 14, 2010 12:51:57 pm PDT #2618 of 30000
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there
With corsets, even!
Vortex - Sep 14, 2010 12:56:37 pm PDT #2619 of 30000
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman
Had to share one of the "Not Always Right"s from today:
Me: “Thank you for calling. May I have your first and last name please?”
Caller: “Yes this is [name] from [wireless store] and I need help with switching a customer’s phone.”
Me: “I can certainly assist you with changing the phone. May I have the serial number for the new phone?”
Caller: “Yes, it’s A as in Alpha, E as in Edward, and C…as in Cullen.” *awkward pause* “Don’t judge me!”
HAR.
Liese S. - Sep 14, 2010 1:02:56 pm PDT #2620 of 30000
"Faded like the lilac, he thought."
Bwah! That`s awesome.
Shir - Sep 14, 2010 1:05:55 pm PDT #2621 of 30000
"And that's why God Almighty gave us fire insurance and the public defender".
Great story, Vortex.
Things that still bug me even though I have to go to bed: a guy decided today that he can criticize me openly "because you're a Leo". And you know, I welcome honest communication at most times. But I don't really see how this has to do with my sign, unless Leos have low tolerance for bullshit.
Oh, but tomorrow it'll be two weeks since the other mod I counted on for Hollaback Israel went MIA. And you know what that means? I can now email her and ask her what the fuck is going without being a nag! It's a win!
And since it's tomorrow already, I should probably go to bed.
Ginger - Sep 14, 2010 1:07:22 pm PDT #2622 of 30000
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda
“Yes, it’s A as in Alpha, E as in Edward, and C…as in Cullen.”
This is why it's important to know Alpha Echo Charlie.
From my university's Facebook page:
Check out the new uniforms for mens basketball.
Comments, as written:
"Men's" - Apostrophes count when you're a Top 25 university.
I'm a staunch proponent of good grammar. I think it sounds ok.
It's not about fashion. It's about wining games.
I'm resisting the urge to snark.
brenda m - Sep 14, 2010 1:10:24 pm PDT #2623 of 30000
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there
Things that still bug me even though I have to go to bed: a guy decided today that he can criticize me openly "because you're a Leo". And you know, I welcome honest communication at most times. But I don't really see how this has to do with my sign, unless Leos have low tolerance for bullshit.
I don't know about that, but I do know it'll come up the next time I feel like unleashing on my brother.
Steph L. - Sep 14, 2010 1:13:52 pm PDT #2624 of 30000
I look more rad than Lutheranism
a guy decided today that he can criticize me openly "because you're a Leo".
You should have punched him in the neck, and when he protested, tell him that's ALSO a trait of Leos. Neck-punching annoying folks who criticize you.
Laga - Sep 14, 2010 1:18:52 pm PDT #2625 of 30000
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.
One should never use astrology to justify anything.
DavidS - Sep 14, 2010 1:29:51 pm PDT #2626 of 30000
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
With corsets, even!
How about a Shaternesque gut-cincher?