I vote for Buffista cockpunching speical unit.
Would there be cool uniforms?
A ghost? What's the deal? Is every frat on this campus haunted? And if so, why do people keep coming to these parties, cause it's not the snacks.
Xander ,'Dirty Girls'
Spike's Bitches 46: Don't I get a cookie?
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
tommyrot - Sep 14, 2010 12:51:34 pm PDT #2617 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
brenda m - Sep 14, 2010 12:51:57 pm PDT #2618 of 30000
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there
With corsets, even!
Vortex - Sep 14, 2010 12:56:37 pm PDT #2619 of 30000
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman
Had to share one of the "Not Always Right"s from today:
Me: “Thank you for calling. May I have your first and last name please?”
Caller: “Yes this is [name] from [wireless store] and I need help with switching a customer’s phone.”
Me: “I can certainly assist you with changing the phone. May I have the serial number for the new phone?”
Caller: “Yes, it’s A as in Alpha, E as in Edward, and C…as in Cullen.” *awkward pause* “Don’t judge me!”
HAR.
Liese S. - Sep 14, 2010 1:02:56 pm PDT #2620 of 30000
"Faded like the lilac, he thought."
Bwah! That`s awesome.
Shir - Sep 14, 2010 1:05:55 pm PDT #2621 of 30000
"And that's why God Almighty gave us fire insurance and the public defender".
Great story, Vortex.
Things that still bug me even though I have to go to bed: a guy decided today that he can criticize me openly "because you're a Leo". And you know, I welcome honest communication at most times. But I don't really see how this has to do with my sign, unless Leos have low tolerance for bullshit.
Oh, but tomorrow it'll be two weeks since the other mod I counted on for Hollaback Israel went MIA. And you know what that means? I can now email her and ask her what the fuck is going without being a nag! It's a win!
And since it's tomorrow already, I should probably go to bed.
Ginger - Sep 14, 2010 1:07:22 pm PDT #2622 of 30000
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda
“Yes, it’s A as in Alpha, E as in Edward, and C…as in Cullen.”
This is why it's important to know Alpha Echo Charlie.
From my university's Facebook page:
Check out the new uniforms for mens basketball.
Comments, as written:
"Men's" - Apostrophes count when you're a Top 25 university.
I'm a staunch proponent of good grammar. I think it sounds ok.
It's not about fashion. It's about wining games.
I'm resisting the urge to snark.
brenda m - Sep 14, 2010 1:10:24 pm PDT #2623 of 30000
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there
Things that still bug me even though I have to go to bed: a guy decided today that he can criticize me openly "because you're a Leo". And you know, I welcome honest communication at most times. But I don't really see how this has to do with my sign, unless Leos have low tolerance for bullshit.
I don't know about that, but I do know it'll come up the next time I feel like unleashing on my brother.
Steph L. - Sep 14, 2010 1:13:52 pm PDT #2624 of 30000
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine
a guy decided today that he can criticize me openly "because you're a Leo".
You should have punched him in the neck, and when he protested, tell him that's ALSO a trait of Leos. Neck-punching annoying folks who criticize you.
Laga - Sep 14, 2010 1:18:52 pm PDT #2625 of 30000
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.
One should never use astrology to justify anything.
DavidS - Sep 14, 2010 1:29:51 pm PDT #2626 of 30000
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
With corsets, even!
How about a Shaternesque gut-cincher?