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Spike's Bitches 46: Don't I get a cookie?

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Shir - Sep 14, 2010 1:05:55 pm PDT #2621 of 30000

"And that's why God Almighty gave us fire insurance and the public defender".

Great story, Vortex.

Things that still bug me even though I have to go to bed: a guy decided today that he can criticize me openly "because you're a Leo". And you know, I welcome honest communication at most times. But I don't really see how this has to do with my sign, unless Leos have low tolerance for bullshit.

Oh, but tomorrow it'll be two weeks since the other mod I counted on for Hollaback Israel went MIA. And you know what that means? I can now email her and ask her what the fuck is going without being a nag! It's a win!

And since it's tomorrow already, I should probably go to bed.

Ginger - Sep 14, 2010 1:07:22 pm PDT #2622 of 30000

"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda

“Yes, it’s A as in Alpha, E as in Edward, and C…as in Cullen.”

This is why it's important to know Alpha Echo Charlie.

From my university's Facebook page:

Check out the new uniforms for mens basketball.

Comments, as written:

"Men's" - Apostrophes count when you're a Top 25 university.

I'm a staunch proponent of good grammar. I think it sounds ok.

It's not about fashion. It's about wining games.

I'm resisting the urge to snark.

brenda m - Sep 14, 2010 1:10:24 pm PDT #2623 of 30000

If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there

Things that still bug me even though I have to go to bed: a guy decided today that he can criticize me openly "because you're a Leo". And you know, I welcome honest communication at most times. But I don't really see how this has to do with my sign, unless Leos have low tolerance for bullshit.

I don't know about that, but I do know it'll come up the next time I feel like unleashing on my brother.

Steph L. - Sep 14, 2010 1:13:52 pm PDT #2624 of 30000

I look more rad than Lutheranism

a guy decided today that he can criticize me openly "because you're a Leo".

You should have punched him in the neck, and when he protested, tell him that's ALSO a trait of Leos. Neck-punching annoying folks who criticize you.

Laga - Sep 14, 2010 1:18:52 pm PDT #2625 of 30000

You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.

One should never use astrology to justify anything.

DavidS - Sep 14, 2010 1:29:51 pm PDT #2626 of 30000

"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

With corsets, even!

How about a Shaternesque gut-cincher?

amych - Sep 14, 2010 1:31:12 pm PDT #2627 of 30000

Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?

How about a Shaternesque gut-cincher?

Pfft. Our cockpunchers are much prettier than The Shatner, as awesometastic as he is.

Laga - Sep 14, 2010 1:32:32 pm PDT #2628 of 30000

You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.

But we do have shiny boots.

brenda m - Sep 14, 2010 1:32:55 pm PDT #2629 of 30000

If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there

True fact: the student union at my uni was called The Shatner Building per a student referendum.

ETA: he was an alum, it wasn't completely random.

Steph L. - Sep 14, 2010 1:35:29 pm PDT #2630 of 30000

I look more rad than Lutheranism

One should never use astrology to justify anything.

I dunno, if anything can justify neck-punching, it's astrology.

ETA: he was an alum, it wasn't completely random.

God, how I wish it were.

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