Right. Piano. Because that's what we used to kill that big demon that one time. No, wait. That was a rocket launcher.

Xander ,'Touched'


Spike's Bitches 46: Don't I get a cookie?  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


hippocampus - Sep 14, 2010 12:51:21 pm PDT #2616 of 30000
not your mom's socks.

Nah, he merely pointed out the obvious - that there's no one that into the tech and no one to support me there. IOW, nemesis professor was right. I know I could teach rings around them in this area - but I can't freaking get to MIT or Stanford or georgia or Illinois. I can get here. Dammit dammit dammit.

Is this the same prof who blogged about the need for more study in the exact area I proposed? Who emailed saying he'd be happy to support such research? Why heck yes.

Rant over. Anyone want a sweater or 7? I sense angry knitting approaching.


tommyrot - Sep 14, 2010 12:51:34 pm PDT #2617 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

I vote for Buffista cockpunching speical unit.

Would there be cool uniforms?


brenda m - Sep 14, 2010 12:51:57 pm PDT #2618 of 30000
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there

With corsets, even!


Vortex - Sep 14, 2010 12:56:37 pm PDT #2619 of 30000
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman

Had to share one of the "Not Always Right"s from today:

Me: “Thank you for calling. May I have your first and last name please?”

Caller: “Yes this is [name] from [wireless store] and I need help with switching a customer’s phone.”

Me: “I can certainly assist you with changing the phone. May I have the serial number for the new phone?”

Caller: “Yes, it’s A as in Alpha, E as in Edward, and C…as in Cullen.” *awkward pause* “Don’t judge me!”

HAR.


Liese S. - Sep 14, 2010 1:02:56 pm PDT #2620 of 30000
"Faded like the lilac, he thought."

Bwah! That`s awesome.


Shir - Sep 14, 2010 1:05:55 pm PDT #2621 of 30000
"And that's why God Almighty gave us fire insurance and the public defender".

Great story, Vortex.

Things that still bug me even though I have to go to bed: a guy decided today that he can criticize me openly "because you're a Leo". And you know, I welcome honest communication at most times. But I don't really see how this has to do with my sign, unless Leos have low tolerance for bullshit.

Oh, but tomorrow it'll be two weeks since the other mod I counted on for Hollaback Israel went MIA. And you know what that means? I can now email her and ask her what the fuck is going without being a nag! It's a win!

And since it's tomorrow already, I should probably go to bed.


Ginger - Sep 14, 2010 1:07:22 pm PDT #2622 of 30000
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda

“Yes, it’s A as in Alpha, E as in Edward, and C…as in Cullen.”

This is why it's important to know Alpha Echo Charlie.

From my university's Facebook page:

Check out the new uniforms for mens basketball.

Comments, as written:

"Men's" - Apostrophes count when you're a Top 25 university.

I'm a staunch proponent of good grammar. I think it sounds ok.

It's not about fashion. It's about wining games.

I'm resisting the urge to snark.


brenda m - Sep 14, 2010 1:10:24 pm PDT #2623 of 30000
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there

Things that still bug me even though I have to go to bed: a guy decided today that he can criticize me openly "because you're a Leo". And you know, I welcome honest communication at most times. But I don't really see how this has to do with my sign, unless Leos have low tolerance for bullshit.

I don't know about that, but I do know it'll come up the next time I feel like unleashing on my brother.


Steph L. - Sep 14, 2010 1:13:52 pm PDT #2624 of 30000
I look more rad than Lutheranism

a guy decided today that he can criticize me openly "because you're a Leo".

You should have punched him in the neck, and when he protested, tell him that's ALSO a trait of Leos. Neck-punching annoying folks who criticize you.


Laga - Sep 14, 2010 1:18:52 pm PDT #2625 of 30000
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.

One should never use astrology to justify anything.