Dawn: Are you kidding? Dr. Keiser: I never kid about my amazing surgical skills.

'Bring On The Night'


Spike's Bitches 46: Don't I get a cookie?  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


WindSparrow - Sep 14, 2010 12:43:47 pm PDT #2613 of 30000
Love is stronger than death and harder than sorrow. Those who practice it are fierce like the light of stars traveling eons to pierce the night.

Geez, Sox, that sucks. What an idiot that prof is.


brenda m - Sep 14, 2010 12:45:55 pm PDT #2614 of 30000
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there

I see more cockpunching is in order.


Shir - Sep 14, 2010 12:47:25 pm PDT #2615 of 30000
"And that's why God Almighty gave us fire insurance and the public defender".

I vote for Buffista cockpunching speical unit. To take care of things when life fails friends.


hippocampus - Sep 14, 2010 12:51:21 pm PDT #2616 of 30000
not your mom's socks.

Nah, he merely pointed out the obvious - that there's no one that into the tech and no one to support me there. IOW, nemesis professor was right. I know I could teach rings around them in this area - but I can't freaking get to MIT or Stanford or georgia or Illinois. I can get here. Dammit dammit dammit.

Is this the same prof who blogged about the need for more study in the exact area I proposed? Who emailed saying he'd be happy to support such research? Why heck yes.

Rant over. Anyone want a sweater or 7? I sense angry knitting approaching.


tommyrot - Sep 14, 2010 12:51:34 pm PDT #2617 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

I vote for Buffista cockpunching speical unit.

Would there be cool uniforms?


brenda m - Sep 14, 2010 12:51:57 pm PDT #2618 of 30000
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there

With corsets, even!


Vortex - Sep 14, 2010 12:56:37 pm PDT #2619 of 30000
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman

Had to share one of the "Not Always Right"s from today:

Me: “Thank you for calling. May I have your first and last name please?”

Caller: “Yes this is [name] from [wireless store] and I need help with switching a customer’s phone.”

Me: “I can certainly assist you with changing the phone. May I have the serial number for the new phone?”

Caller: “Yes, it’s A as in Alpha, E as in Edward, and C…as in Cullen.” *awkward pause* “Don’t judge me!”

HAR.


Liese S. - Sep 14, 2010 1:02:56 pm PDT #2620 of 30000
"Faded like the lilac, he thought."

Bwah! That`s awesome.


Shir - Sep 14, 2010 1:05:55 pm PDT #2621 of 30000
"And that's why God Almighty gave us fire insurance and the public defender".

Great story, Vortex.

Things that still bug me even though I have to go to bed: a guy decided today that he can criticize me openly "because you're a Leo". And you know, I welcome honest communication at most times. But I don't really see how this has to do with my sign, unless Leos have low tolerance for bullshit.

Oh, but tomorrow it'll be two weeks since the other mod I counted on for Hollaback Israel went MIA. And you know what that means? I can now email her and ask her what the fuck is going without being a nag! It's a win!

And since it's tomorrow already, I should probably go to bed.


Ginger - Sep 14, 2010 1:07:22 pm PDT #2622 of 30000
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda

“Yes, it’s A as in Alpha, E as in Edward, and C…as in Cullen.”

This is why it's important to know Alpha Echo Charlie.

From my university's Facebook page:

Check out the new uniforms for mens basketball.

Comments, as written:

"Men's" - Apostrophes count when you're a Top 25 university.

I'm a staunch proponent of good grammar. I think it sounds ok.

It's not about fashion. It's about wining games.

I'm resisting the urge to snark.