You're wrong about River. River's not on the ship. They didn't want her here, but she couldn't make herself leave. So she melted... Melted away. They didn't know she could do that, but she did.

River ,'Objects In Space'


Spike's Bitches 46: Don't I get a cookie?  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


askye - Jul 21, 2011 5:46:24 pm PDT #25901 of 30000
Thrive to spite them

I went to Border's today. Will had to go to NY state for something so he dropped me off at the mall. I wanted to ask when the Liquidation sale started, but that seemed tacky. I'm kind of tempted to go back (partly to escape the hit tomorrow) but I'm pretty sure I won't have any will power. And I don't really need to spend any money.


SailAweigh - Jul 21, 2011 5:57:23 pm PDT #25902 of 30000
Nana korobi, ya oki. (Fall down seven times, stand up eight.) ~Yuzuru Hanyu/Japanese proverb

I've got a couple of gift cards I better use up ASAP.


smonster - Jul 21, 2011 6:13:41 pm PDT #25903 of 30000
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.

Much neck~ma to Fred Pete.

And knee~ma to you, Scrappy. Ouch!

What Calli said!

I have temporarily staved off the NSF demon by getting my new roommate to give me her share of the rent/security deposit in cash instead of a check. And decided not to go out tonight, as a small step in the right direction.

I've revised my resume for the billionth time, and finally got it down to two pages. Jeezy chreezy. Anyone up for a quick proofread?


DCJensen - Jul 21, 2011 7:49:31 pm PDT #25904 of 30000
All is well that ends in pizza.

Jumping ahead to post this Craigslist ad:

[link]

For posterity:

FREE 5Gal Pail Of Vaseline... DONT ASK.

For FREE, a full 5 gallon pail of Vaseline. I picked up over 10 gallons of this stuff about a year ago from a unclaimed freight. I do not have any more use for the remaining 5 gallons.

...


meara - Jul 21, 2011 7:52:48 pm PDT #25905 of 30000

I do not have any more use for the remaining 5 gallons.

But he had a use for the first five gallons?!


DCJensen - Jul 21, 2011 7:55:36 pm PDT #25906 of 30000
All is well that ends in pizza.

Don't ask!


DCJensen - Jul 21, 2011 7:59:09 pm PDT #25907 of 30000
All is well that ends in pizza.

I'm tempted to pick it up just to have it hanging from a hook in my garage, waiting for people to ask, "What's that bucket up there?"


omnis_audis - Jul 22, 2011 12:18:58 am PDT #25908 of 30000
omnis, pursue. That's an order from a shy woman who can use M-16. - Shir

Must have been one hella party. Reminds me of the face of the cute girl at Condom Revolution, when I told her I'll take 500 of the unlubbed condoms. Classic double take. Pricelss!


Laga - Jul 22, 2011 5:45:58 am PDT #25909 of 30000
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.

heh heh, just saw this in someone's comment section & now I want the t-shirt

Team Silver Bullet/Stake/whatever you use to kill those things.


beekaytee - Jul 22, 2011 6:41:13 am PDT #25910 of 30000
Compassionately intolerant

Team Silver Bullet/Stake/whatever you use to kill those things.

I'll take my t-shirt in pink.