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Spike's Bitches 46: Don't I get a cookie?

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[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.

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smonster - Jul 21, 2011 6:13:41 pm PDT #25903 of 30000

We won’t stop until everyone is gay.

Much neck~ma to Fred Pete.

And knee~ma to you, Scrappy. Ouch!

What Calli said!

I have temporarily staved off the NSF demon by getting my new roommate to give me her share of the rent/security deposit in cash instead of a check. And decided not to go out tonight, as a small step in the right direction.

I've revised my resume for the billionth time, and finally got it down to two pages. Jeezy chreezy. Anyone up for a quick proofread?

DCJensen - Jul 21, 2011 7:49:31 pm PDT #25904 of 30000

All is well that ends in pizza.

Jumping ahead to post this Craigslist ad:

[link]

For posterity:

FREE 5Gal Pail Of Vaseline... DONT ASK.

For FREE, a full 5 gallon pail of Vaseline. I picked up over 10 gallons of this stuff about a year ago from a unclaimed freight. I do not have any more use for the remaining 5 gallons.

...

meara - Jul 21, 2011 7:52:48 pm PDT #25905 of 30000

I do not have any more use for the remaining 5 gallons.

But he had a use for the first five gallons?!

DCJensen - Jul 21, 2011 7:55:36 pm PDT #25906 of 30000

All is well that ends in pizza.

Don't ask!

DCJensen - Jul 21, 2011 7:59:09 pm PDT #25907 of 30000

All is well that ends in pizza.

I'm tempted to pick it up just to have it hanging from a hook in my garage, waiting for people to ask, "What's that bucket up there?"

omnis_audis - Jul 22, 2011 12:18:58 am PDT #25908 of 30000

omnis, pursue. That's an order from a shy woman who can use M-16. - Shir

Must have been one hella party. Reminds me of the face of the cute girl at Condom Revolution, when I told her I'll take 500 of the unlubbed condoms. Classic double take. Pricelss!

Laga - Jul 22, 2011 5:45:58 am PDT #25909 of 30000

You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.

heh heh, just saw this in someone's comment section & now I want the t-shirt

Team Silver Bullet/Stake/whatever you use to kill those things.

beekaytee - Jul 22, 2011 6:41:13 am PDT #25910 of 30000

Compassionately intolerant

Team Silver Bullet/Stake/whatever you use to kill those things.

I'll take my t-shirt in pink.

Vortex - Jul 22, 2011 7:21:14 am PDT #25911 of 30000

"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman

Must have been one hella party. Reminds me of the face of the cute girl at Condom Revolution, when I told her I'll take 500 of the unlubbed condoms. Classic double take. Pricelss!

we did a show at the theatre that had 6 12 year old boys. Somehow, they ended up calling the condom company that we order from, saying that they were from the theatre, and asking a lot of questions.

tommyrot - Jul 22, 2011 7:23:45 am PDT #25912 of 30000

Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Hey Sail, are you around? I'm going to Madison this weekend and was wondering if you wanted to get together. You can email me (profile addy OK) your contact info if you want.

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