Giles, if you would like to get by in American society, then you are going to have to follow our traditions. You're the patriarch. You have to host the festivities, or it's all meaningless.

Buffy ,'Sleeper'


Spike's Bitches 46: Don't I get a cookie?  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


DCJensen - Jul 21, 2011 7:49:31 pm PDT #25904 of 30000
All is well that ends in pizza.

Jumping ahead to post this Craigslist ad:

[link]

For posterity:

FREE 5Gal Pail Of Vaseline... DONT ASK.

For FREE, a full 5 gallon pail of Vaseline. I picked up over 10 gallons of this stuff about a year ago from a unclaimed freight. I do not have any more use for the remaining 5 gallons.

...


meara - Jul 21, 2011 7:52:48 pm PDT #25905 of 30000

I do not have any more use for the remaining 5 gallons.

But he had a use for the first five gallons?!


DCJensen - Jul 21, 2011 7:55:36 pm PDT #25906 of 30000
All is well that ends in pizza.

Don't ask!


DCJensen - Jul 21, 2011 7:59:09 pm PDT #25907 of 30000
All is well that ends in pizza.

I'm tempted to pick it up just to have it hanging from a hook in my garage, waiting for people to ask, "What's that bucket up there?"


omnis_audis - Jul 22, 2011 12:18:58 am PDT #25908 of 30000
omnis, pursue. That's an order from a shy woman who can use M-16. - Shir

Must have been one hella party. Reminds me of the face of the cute girl at Condom Revolution, when I told her I'll take 500 of the unlubbed condoms. Classic double take. Pricelss!


Laga - Jul 22, 2011 5:45:58 am PDT #25909 of 30000
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.

heh heh, just saw this in someone's comment section & now I want the t-shirt

Team Silver Bullet/Stake/whatever you use to kill those things.


beekaytee - Jul 22, 2011 6:41:13 am PDT #25910 of 30000
Compassionately intolerant

Team Silver Bullet/Stake/whatever you use to kill those things.

I'll take my t-shirt in pink.


Vortex - Jul 22, 2011 7:21:14 am PDT #25911 of 30000
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman

Must have been one hella party. Reminds me of the face of the cute girl at Condom Revolution, when I told her I'll take 500 of the unlubbed condoms. Classic double take. Pricelss!

we did a show at the theatre that had 6 12 year old boys. Somehow, they ended up calling the condom company that we order from, saying that they were from the theatre, and asking a lot of questions.


tommyrot - Jul 22, 2011 7:23:45 am PDT #25912 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Hey Sail, are you around? I'm going to Madison this weekend and was wondering if you wanted to get together. You can email me (profile addy OK) your contact info if you want.


SailAweigh - Jul 22, 2011 7:35:22 am PDT #25913 of 30000
Nana korobi, ya oki. (Fall down seven times, stand up eight.) ~Yuzuru Hanyu/Japanese proverb

Insent, tommy.