Danger's my birthright.

Buffy ,'The Killer In Me'


Spike's Bitches 46: Don't I get a cookie?  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Laga - Jul 22, 2011 5:45:58 am PDT #25909 of 30000
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.

heh heh, just saw this in someone's comment section & now I want the t-shirt

Team Silver Bullet/Stake/whatever you use to kill those things.


beekaytee - Jul 22, 2011 6:41:13 am PDT #25910 of 30000
Compassionately intolerant

Team Silver Bullet/Stake/whatever you use to kill those things.

I'll take my t-shirt in pink.


Vortex - Jul 22, 2011 7:21:14 am PDT #25911 of 30000
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman

Must have been one hella party. Reminds me of the face of the cute girl at Condom Revolution, when I told her I'll take 500 of the unlubbed condoms. Classic double take. Pricelss!

we did a show at the theatre that had 6 12 year old boys. Somehow, they ended up calling the condom company that we order from, saying that they were from the theatre, and asking a lot of questions.


tommyrot - Jul 22, 2011 7:23:45 am PDT #25912 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Hey Sail, are you around? I'm going to Madison this weekend and was wondering if you wanted to get together. You can email me (profile addy OK) your contact info if you want.


SailAweigh - Jul 22, 2011 7:35:22 am PDT #25913 of 30000
Nana korobi, ya oki. (Fall down seven times, stand up eight.) ~Yuzuru Hanyu/Japanese proverb

Insent, tommy.


meara - Jul 22, 2011 7:38:49 am PDT #25914 of 30000

we did a show at the theatre that had 6 12 year old boys. Somehow, they ended up calling the condom company that we order from, saying that they were from the theatre, and asking a lot of questions.

That's kinda hilarious. I mean...this is the internet age, and instead of looking at porn, they're asking questions about condoms on the PHONE? I thought people under 30 didn't use the telephone! :)


tommyrot - Jul 22, 2011 7:47:03 am PDT #25915 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Insentipoo, Sail.


Beverly - Jul 22, 2011 8:01:12 am PDT #25916 of 30000
Days shrink and grow cold, sunlight through leaves is my song. Winter is long.

Fred, excellent result~ma to you.

So, um, hi.

I've been here, swears. Just one of my periodic bouts of inarticulate.


erin_obscure - Jul 22, 2011 8:16:16 am PDT #25917 of 30000
Occasionally I’m callous and strange

the part about 5 gal of vaseline that kept me awake thinking about it...is how HEAVY that must be. Seriously, that stuff is not feather light and 5 GALLONS? ugh. Ya gotta be serious to heft that around.


Barb - Jul 22, 2011 10:33:49 am PDT #25918 of 30000
“Not dead yet!”

Oh guys, I'm a'skeered in a big way right now. My mother just called, cackling, to inform me that she already has my birthday present. The fact that she was cackling was terrifying enough but then she uttered the immortal words: "You're going to LOVE it!" That raised one red flag. She then followed up with: "It's something you'd NEVER in a million years expect!" (WARNING: DANGER WILL ROBINSON, DANGER!)

When I relayed the conversation to the familia, even the teenagers had the good sense to look scared.

Why can't the woman just give gift certificates to stores of my choosing?

::sigh::