I've got a couple of gift cards I better use up ASAP.
Spike's Bitches 46: Don't I get a cookie?
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
Much neck~ma to Fred Pete.
And knee~ma to you, Scrappy. Ouch!
What Calli said!
I have temporarily staved off the NSF demon by getting my new roommate to give me her share of the rent/security deposit in cash instead of a check. And decided not to go out tonight, as a small step in the right direction.
I've revised my resume for the billionth time, and finally got it down to two pages. Jeezy chreezy. Anyone up for a quick proofread?
Jumping ahead to post this Craigslist ad:
For posterity:
FREE 5Gal Pail Of Vaseline... DONT ASK.
For FREE, a full 5 gallon pail of Vaseline. I picked up over 10 gallons of this stuff about a year ago from a unclaimed freight. I do not have any more use for the remaining 5 gallons.
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I do not have any more use for the remaining 5 gallons.
But he had a use for the first five gallons?!
Don't ask!
I'm tempted to pick it up just to have it hanging from a hook in my garage, waiting for people to ask, "What's that bucket up there?"
Must have been one hella party. Reminds me of the face of the cute girl at Condom Revolution, when I told her I'll take 500 of the unlubbed condoms. Classic double take. Pricelss!
heh heh, just saw this in someone's comment section & now I want the t-shirt
Team Silver Bullet/Stake/whatever you use to kill those things.
Team Silver Bullet/Stake/whatever you use to kill those things.
I'll take my t-shirt in pink.
Must have been one hella party. Reminds me of the face of the cute girl at Condom Revolution, when I told her I'll take 500 of the unlubbed condoms. Classic double take. Pricelss!
we did a show at the theatre that had 6 12 year old boys. Somehow, they ended up calling the condom company that we order from, saying that they were from the theatre, and asking a lot of questions.