Ohhh, Make Up Forever. I keep telling myself that I will buy one of their lipsticks.
I've got two words that are going to make all the pain go away. Miniature Golf.
Mayor ,'Lies My Parents Told Me'
Spike's Bitches 46: Don't I get a cookie?
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
Atropa - Jul 20, 2011 9:43:18 pm PDT #25848 of 30000
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.
tommyrot - Jul 21, 2011 4:46:54 am PDT #25849 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
"Catapultam habeo. Nisi pecuniam omnem mihi dabis, ad caput tuum saxum immane mittam."
Translated:
"I have a catapult. If you don't give me all your money, I will fling an enormous rock at your head."
Now I'm imagining a bank robber passing this note to a teller...
...and then all the bank employees gather round as they try to translate it.
sumi - Jul 21, 2011 5:04:55 am PDT #25850 of 30000
Art Crawl!!!
I brought my umbrella with me today - to use as a parasol. . . and it is now broken beyond repair. (At least by me: the skeleton broke!)
I don't know what I did.
Anyway, so I was perusing parasols on Amazon and seeing all the lace ones and I thought: I can knit lace. I wonder if there are any patterns for knitted lace parasols? And of course there are. So I bought the pattern and ordered some yarn and in the meantime I have also purchased a pretty paper parasol to use until I can make my own.
I was inspired to parasol use by the random headache I had last night which I decided was due to standing in the sun waiting for the bus.
billytea - Jul 21, 2011 5:23:39 am PDT #25851 of 30000
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.
...and then all the bank employees gather round as they try to translate it.
Well, sure. You want them to bunch up, after all.
Scrappy - Jul 21, 2011 6:24:04 am PDT #25852 of 30000
Life moves pretty fast. You don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.
"I have a gub."
Laga - Jul 21, 2011 6:42:46 am PDT #25853 of 30000
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.
Man people sure do post some inappropriate things.
A friend of mine was murdered in 1985 and today the police are announcing a new development in the case that has been cold for decdes. Her brother has been posting updates on Facebook and after each one, one or two people asks for another update. Others are saying they hope for good news. Today someone said (murder victim) sure was pretty.
I want to reply to these people that this is not a happy time for the dead girl's family. You can get updates by googling her name and clicking 'news'. But I'm afraid of causing unnecessary noise on someone else's facebook.
News conference this afternoon. Maybe things will calm down after we find out what the new developments are.
Laga - Jul 21, 2011 7:10:09 am PDT #25854 of 30000
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.
Sorry if I ran the thread off the rails.
Anyone have exciting lunch plans today?
tommyrot - Jul 21, 2011 7:11:39 am PDT #25855 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
I might have a shawarma.
Barb - Jul 21, 2011 7:15:03 am PDT #25856 of 30000
“Not dead yet!”
Lean Cuisine, in all likelihood.
Dieting, she sucks.
Laga - Jul 21, 2011 7:16:09 am PDT #25857 of 30000
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.
Some of those lean cuisines are pretty tasty but I never felt like I was getting enough to eat.