OK, you both just made me snorfle iced tea down my front.
Really, time for a shower!
Man, just ascend already.
Willow ,'Chosen'
Spike's Bitches 46: Don't I get a cookie?
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
Strix - Jun 23, 2011 12:49:33 pm PDT #23963 of 30000
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger
Cass - Jun 23, 2011 12:50:09 pm PDT #23964 of 30000
Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.
helped me to break out of my shell and become the snarky bitca you all know and....love(!) today.
My mom randomly tells me, "No one likes a smart ass." I remind her that she's met Buffistas. Yes, my friends do like smart asses.
Ugh, Vortex. You should at least get a meal paid for out of having to deal with your mother.
Vortex - Jun 23, 2011 12:53:33 pm PDT #23965 of 30000
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman
You should at least get a meal paid for out of having to deal with your mother.
I know, RIGHT? Just because I drove separately and got there after they'd ordered. Plus, she's STILL insisting on taking me out for my birthday because she wants to give me a gift, that she says will be totally worth it. I remain skeptical.
Ginger - Jun 23, 2011 12:55:15 pm PDT #23966 of 30000
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda
Plus, she's STILL insisting on taking me out for my birthday because she wants to give me a gift, that she says will be totally worth it.
I'm closing my eyes and tuning into the cosmos. It's becoming clear. It will be a piece of jewelry you'll never wear.
Beverly - Jun 23, 2011 12:55:39 pm PDT #23967 of 30000
Days shrink and grow cold, sunlight through leaves is my song. Winter is long.
Nora and Tom, Erin.
Vortex - Jun 23, 2011 12:59:40 pm PDT #23968 of 30000
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman
I'm closing my eyes and tuning into the cosmos. It's becoming clear. It will be a piece of jewelry you'll never wear.
Now, that's just too easy. although maybe she'll shock me and get me an ipad. @@
smonster - Jun 23, 2011 1:00:18 pm PDT #23969 of 30000
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.
Ginger gets it in one.
meara - Jun 23, 2011 1:07:16 pm PDT #23970 of 30000
(quick one - was supposed to meet her and bro at the family cemetery today at 10. Arrival time? 11:15. And she didn't even buy my lunch. Bygones.)
Good grief. I take it due to the "cemetery" part of it you couldn't do the "I've been waiting 15 minutes for you now I'm leaving" thing?
I say tell her she can come over and have dinner at your house and bring your present. That way you can just sit around watching TV or whatever until she shows up. And then tell her you're ordering a pizza. :)
Vortex - Jun 23, 2011 1:10:02 pm PDT #23971 of 30000
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman
Hey, has anyone ever heard of or tried Choffy? According to the website, it's
Choffy is brewed chocolate! 100% organic cacao beans roasted and ground to create a rich drink that provides long-lasting energy and whole-body wellness.
I am intrigued, but don't want to spend $12 on a pound of the stuff if I don't like it.
§ ita § - Jun 23, 2011 1:11:05 pm PDT #23972 of 30000
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
I'm not part of a Buffista couple, but multiple Buffistas offered me bedspace, and one let me sleep at the foot of her bed in her studio apartment for three months, and it totally changed my life situation. So apart from all the small, everyday ways, there's that.
Also, I have a moon.