Y'all see the man hanging out of the spaceship with the really big gun? Now I'm not saying you weren't easy to find. It was kinda out of our way, and he didn't want to come in the first place. Man's lookin' to kill some folk. So really it's his will y'all should worry about thwarting.

Mal ,'Safe'


Spike's Bitches 46: Don't I get a cookie?  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Vortex - Jun 23, 2011 1:10:02 pm PDT #23971 of 30000
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman

Hey, has anyone ever heard of or tried Choffy? According to the website, it's

Choffy is brewed chocolate! 100% organic cacao beans roasted and ground to create a rich drink that provides long-lasting energy and whole-body wellness.

I am intrigued, but don't want to spend $12 on a pound of the stuff if I don't like it.


§ ita § - Jun 23, 2011 1:11:05 pm PDT #23972 of 30000
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I'm not part of a Buffista couple, but multiple Buffistas offered me bedspace, and one let me sleep at the foot of her bed in her studio apartment for three months, and it totally changed my life situation. So apart from all the small, everyday ways, there's that.

Also, I have a moon.


Vortex - Jun 23, 2011 1:12:04 pm PDT #23973 of 30000
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman

Good grief. I take it due to the "cemetery" part of it you couldn't do the "I've been waiting 15 minutes for you now I'm leaving" thing?

Yes, and it was all the way in hell Maryland, so it was kind of a commitment. And their arrival time kept moving. First it was 10:20, then 10:40, then 11:10, etc. Luckily, there was a Borders, so I could have some coffee and read the paper.

I say tell her she can come over and have dinner at your house and bring your present. That way you can just sit around watching TV or whatever until she shows up. And then tell her you're ordering a pizza. :)

No go for two reasons - 1. I'd have to "mother clean" and B) I'd have to get her to leave .


Beverly - Jun 23, 2011 1:17:39 pm PDT #23974 of 30000
Days shrink and grow cold, sunlight through leaves is my song. Winter is long.

Also, I have a moon.

Yes. Yes, you do. Which never fails to make me smile. Your migration is another smile-inducing thing. I remember your postings from the road, and the pictures, Precious Moments Museum among them.


Beverly - Jun 23, 2011 1:18:49 pm PDT #23975 of 30000
Days shrink and grow cold, sunlight through leaves is my song. Winter is long.

Can you switch it to lunch, Vortex? That would sort of put a mandatory time limit on it, at least.


Cass - Jun 23, 2011 1:22:33 pm PDT #23976 of 30000
Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.

Also, I have a moon.

ita wins.

I was going to say unVortex jewelry too.


meara - Jun 23, 2011 1:26:45 pm PDT #23977 of 30000

The Choffy sounds interesting, but apparently they don't sell it anywhere but their website? Though I looked on their facebook and someone asked about getting a sample and they said to email them and they'd hook her up with a distributor.


Strix - Jun 23, 2011 1:27:43 pm PDT #23978 of 30000
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger

I totally though jewelry, too!

Vortex's mom -- people on the Internet can PREDICT YOUR GIFTS. Be afraid.

ita, a moon is pretty damned impressive. But Matilda says cuter things; your moon just looms, being all...moony! (I'm just jealous cause I don't have a moon!)

Dur, Nora and Tom! Expatriate love, no less.

Erin? Did I miss something? Or can I blame blood sugar again?

(I'm trying to figure out who gets the toaste...Nah, I'm not. I'm just nosy.)


EpicTangent - Jun 23, 2011 1:28:40 pm PDT #23979 of 30000
Why isn't everyone pelting me with JOY, dammit? - Zenkitty

I was going to say unVortex jewelry too.

I was thinking maybe the lunch could be somewhere "nice" that you really don't care for. So then you could be accused of being ungrateful for this expensive meal she went to all the trouble to buy, too.


sj - Jun 23, 2011 1:35:26 pm PDT #23980 of 30000
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."

I am finally home from errands. Tomorrow is Friday and I am NOT babysitting; I have no idea what to do with myself.