Dawn ,'The Killer In Me'
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
helped me to break out of my shell and become the snarky bitca you all know and....love(!) today.
My mom randomly tells me, "No one likes a smart ass." I remind her that she's met Buffistas. Yes, my friends do like smart asses.
Ugh, Vortex. You should at least get a meal paid for out of having to deal with your mother.
You should at least get a meal paid for out of having to deal with your mother.
I know, RIGHT? Just because I drove separately and got there after they'd ordered. Plus, she's STILL insisting on taking me out for my birthday because she wants to give me a gift, that she says will be totally worth it. I remain skeptical.
Plus, she's STILL insisting on taking me out for my birthday because she wants to give me a gift, that she says will be totally worth it.
I'm closing my eyes and tuning into the cosmos. It's becoming clear. It will be a piece of jewelry you'll never wear.
Nora and Tom, Erin.
I'm closing my eyes and tuning into the cosmos. It's becoming clear. It will be a piece of jewelry you'll never wear.
Now, that's just too easy. although maybe she'll shock me and get me an ipad. @@
Ginger gets it in one.
(quick one - was supposed to meet her and bro at the family cemetery today at 10. Arrival time? 11:15. And she didn't even buy my lunch. Bygones.)
Good grief. I take it due to the "cemetery" part of it you couldn't do the "I've been waiting 15 minutes for you now I'm leaving" thing?
I say tell her she can come over and have dinner at your house and bring your present. That way you can just sit around watching TV or whatever until she shows up. And then tell her you're ordering a pizza. :)
Hey, has anyone ever heard of or tried Choffy? According to the website, it's
Choffy is brewed chocolate! 100% organic cacao beans roasted and ground to create a rich drink that provides long-lasting energy and whole-body wellness.
I am intrigued, but don't want to spend $12 on a pound of the stuff if I don't like it.
I'm not part of a Buffista couple, but multiple Buffistas offered me bedspace, and one let me sleep at the foot of her bed in her studio apartment for three months, and it totally changed my life situation. So apart from all the small, everyday ways, there's that.
Also, I have a moon.
Good grief. I take it due to the "cemetery" part of it you couldn't do the "I've been waiting 15 minutes for you now I'm leaving" thing?
Yes, and it was all the way in hell Maryland, so it was kind of a commitment. And their arrival time kept moving. First it was 10:20, then 10:40, then 11:10, etc. Luckily, there was a Borders, so I could have some coffee and read the paper.
I say tell her she can come over and have dinner at your house and bring your present. That way you can just sit around watching TV or whatever until she shows up. And then tell her you're ordering a pizza. :)
No go for two reasons - 1. I'd have to "mother clean" and B) I'd have to get her to leave .