Please...Wesley...why can't I stay?

Fred ,'A Hole in the World'


Spike's Bitches 46: Don't I get a cookie?  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Beverly - Jun 23, 2011 12:55:39 pm PDT #23967 of 30000
Days shrink and grow cold, sunlight through leaves is my song. Winter is long.

Nora and Tom, Erin.


Vortex - Jun 23, 2011 12:59:40 pm PDT #23968 of 30000
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman

I'm closing my eyes and tuning into the cosmos. It's becoming clear. It will be a piece of jewelry you'll never wear.

Now, that's just too easy. although maybe she'll shock me and get me an ipad. @@


smonster - Jun 23, 2011 1:00:18 pm PDT #23969 of 30000
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.

Ginger gets it in one.


meara - Jun 23, 2011 1:07:16 pm PDT #23970 of 30000

(quick one - was supposed to meet her and bro at the family cemetery today at 10. Arrival time? 11:15. And she didn't even buy my lunch. Bygones.)

Good grief. I take it due to the "cemetery" part of it you couldn't do the "I've been waiting 15 minutes for you now I'm leaving" thing?

I say tell her she can come over and have dinner at your house and bring your present. That way you can just sit around watching TV or whatever until she shows up. And then tell her you're ordering a pizza. :)


Vortex - Jun 23, 2011 1:10:02 pm PDT #23971 of 30000
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman

Hey, has anyone ever heard of or tried Choffy? According to the website, it's

Choffy is brewed chocolate! 100% organic cacao beans roasted and ground to create a rich drink that provides long-lasting energy and whole-body wellness.

I am intrigued, but don't want to spend $12 on a pound of the stuff if I don't like it.


§ ita § - Jun 23, 2011 1:11:05 pm PDT #23972 of 30000
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I'm not part of a Buffista couple, but multiple Buffistas offered me bedspace, and one let me sleep at the foot of her bed in her studio apartment for three months, and it totally changed my life situation. So apart from all the small, everyday ways, there's that.

Also, I have a moon.


Vortex - Jun 23, 2011 1:12:04 pm PDT #23973 of 30000
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman

Good grief. I take it due to the "cemetery" part of it you couldn't do the "I've been waiting 15 minutes for you now I'm leaving" thing?

Yes, and it was all the way in hell Maryland, so it was kind of a commitment. And their arrival time kept moving. First it was 10:20, then 10:40, then 11:10, etc. Luckily, there was a Borders, so I could have some coffee and read the paper.

I say tell her she can come over and have dinner at your house and bring your present. That way you can just sit around watching TV or whatever until she shows up. And then tell her you're ordering a pizza. :)

No go for two reasons - 1. I'd have to "mother clean" and B) I'd have to get her to leave .


Beverly - Jun 23, 2011 1:17:39 pm PDT #23974 of 30000
Days shrink and grow cold, sunlight through leaves is my song. Winter is long.

Also, I have a moon.

Yes. Yes, you do. Which never fails to make me smile. Your migration is another smile-inducing thing. I remember your postings from the road, and the pictures, Precious Moments Museum among them.


Beverly - Jun 23, 2011 1:18:49 pm PDT #23975 of 30000
Days shrink and grow cold, sunlight through leaves is my song. Winter is long.

Can you switch it to lunch, Vortex? That would sort of put a mandatory time limit on it, at least.


Cass - Jun 23, 2011 1:22:33 pm PDT #23976 of 30000
Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.

Also, I have a moon.

ita wins.

I was going to say unVortex jewelry too.