Spike: At least give me Wesley's office since he's gone. Angel: He's not gone. He's on a leave of absence. Spike: Yeah, right. Boo-hoo. Thought he killed his bloody father. Try staking your mother when she's coming on to you! Harmony: Well…that explains a lot.

'Destiny'


Spike's Bitches 46: Don't I get a cookie?  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Typo Boy - May 16, 2011 5:54:30 pm PDT #21517 of 30000
Calli: My people have a saying. A man who trusts can never be betrayed, only mistaken.Avon: Life expectancy among your people must be extremely short.

OK so just the actual gender of the person being described. I was making it more complicated than it needed to be. Thanks. Hope the kids enjoyed their ice cream, along with anyone else who had some.


Stephanie - May 16, 2011 6:01:38 pm PDT #21518 of 30000
Trust my rage

The ice cream was yummy. We had hot fudge, caramel, AND Magic Shell.


meara - May 16, 2011 6:26:07 pm PDT #21519 of 30000

Aww, yay Nonian. Hope things are going OK.

I'm loving a new yogurt place near here that opened--it has a bunch of different flavors that you serve yourself, and toppings (fruits and candies and mochi and sweetened condensed milk!) and it's pay by the ounce, so it's actually pretty cheap. Nom, tart blueberry! And taro!


DavidS - May 16, 2011 6:26:52 pm PDT #21520 of 30000
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Oh, Seska, those wedding picturs are joy making.

I think Picture 30 is my favorite.


Shir - May 16, 2011 6:56:48 pm PDT #21521 of 30000
"And that's why God Almighty gave us fire insurance and the public defender".

I've got three words for you people: Gay. Duck. Necrophilia! [link] (PDF)

(bt, are you around?)


DavidS - May 16, 2011 6:57:51 pm PDT #21522 of 30000
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

I've got three words for you people:

I'm pretty sure we've heard those three words before and in that order.


amych - May 16, 2011 6:58:27 pm PDT #21523 of 30000
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?

We're so jaded.


Shir - May 16, 2011 6:59:11 pm PDT #21524 of 30000
"And that's why God Almighty gave us fire insurance and the public defender".

Yeah, I was quite sure of that. But now there's an article! Article!


DavidS - May 16, 2011 7:02:19 pm PDT #21525 of 30000
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

But now there's an article! Article!

Definite or indefinite?


Shir - May 16, 2011 7:09:27 pm PDT #21526 of 30000
"And that's why God Almighty gave us fire insurance and the public defender".

Definite or indefinite?

Literally translated from Hebrew, both indefinite.