I've got three words for you people: Gay. Duck. Necrophilia! [link] (PDF)
(bt, are you around?)
Jayne: There's times I think you don't take me seriously. I think that ought to change. Mal: Do you think it's likely to?
'Our Mrs. Reynolds'
Spike's Bitches 46: Don't I get a cookie?
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Shir - May 16, 2011 6:56:48 pm PDT #21521 of 30000
"And that's why God Almighty gave us fire insurance and the public defender".
DavidS - May 16, 2011 6:57:51 pm PDT #21522 of 30000
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
I've got three words for you people:
I'm pretty sure we've heard those three words before and in that order.
amych - May 16, 2011 6:58:27 pm PDT #21523 of 30000
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?
We're so jaded.
Shir - May 16, 2011 6:59:11 pm PDT #21524 of 30000
"And that's why God Almighty gave us fire insurance and the public defender".
Yeah, I was quite sure of that. But now there's an article! Article!
DavidS - May 16, 2011 7:02:19 pm PDT #21525 of 30000
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
But now there's an article! Article!
Definite or indefinite?
Shir - May 16, 2011 7:09:27 pm PDT #21526 of 30000
"And that's why God Almighty gave us fire insurance and the public defender".
Definite or indefinite?
Literally translated from Hebrew, both indefinite.
billytea - May 16, 2011 7:21:52 pm PDT #21527 of 30000
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.
(bt, are you around?)
I am! That incident did indeed attract the attention of this board previously. (Natter 16, starting from post 8681, available in Archives if anyone's interested.) It is one of the conversations on this board that achieved legendary status.
The article makes for an interesting read. I'm particularly impressed to learn that homosexual rape has previously been recorded in mallards, and necrophilia has also been previously recorded in mallards; this incident simply brings the two together for the first time (and for 75 minutes).
My favourite quote:
"I am greatly indebted to dr Erwin J. O Kompanje who executed the autopsy, prepared the skin and critically commented on the manuscript. He also urged me to write this note (for almost six years)..."
I just bet he did. Especially after a few.
beth b - May 16, 2011 7:42:01 pm PDT #21528 of 30000
oh joy! Oh Rapture ! I have a brain!
I am so happy! Seska and the girl!1 I only know you in words, yet your pictures made me so hppy -- tears , of course! Your dress was so perfect for you -- and you have such a n incredible face -- so mobile and changing. and the girl is beautiful -- and her dress!.
I know how hard the road was ~ May your road get easier, smoother , and more fun.
Seska (the Watcher-in-Training) - May 16, 2011 9:49:01 pm PDT #21529 of 30000
"We're all stories, in the end. Just make it a good one, eh?"
Thank you, beth. That's so sweet.
hippocampus - May 17, 2011 3:20:26 am PDT #21530 of 30000
not your mom's socks.
For Steph, in particular: [link]