Gabriel: Are you trying to destroy this family? Simon: I didn't realize it would be so easy.

'Safe'


Spike's Bitches 46: Don't I get a cookie?  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Stephanie - May 16, 2011 6:01:38 pm PDT #21518 of 30000
Trust my rage

The ice cream was yummy. We had hot fudge, caramel, AND Magic Shell.


meara - May 16, 2011 6:26:07 pm PDT #21519 of 30000

Aww, yay Nonian. Hope things are going OK.

I'm loving a new yogurt place near here that opened--it has a bunch of different flavors that you serve yourself, and toppings (fruits and candies and mochi and sweetened condensed milk!) and it's pay by the ounce, so it's actually pretty cheap. Nom, tart blueberry! And taro!


DavidS - May 16, 2011 6:26:52 pm PDT #21520 of 30000
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Oh, Seska, those wedding picturs are joy making.

I think Picture 30 is my favorite.


Shir - May 16, 2011 6:56:48 pm PDT #21521 of 30000
"And that's why God Almighty gave us fire insurance and the public defender".

I've got three words for you people: Gay. Duck. Necrophilia! [link] (PDF)

(bt, are you around?)


DavidS - May 16, 2011 6:57:51 pm PDT #21522 of 30000
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

I've got three words for you people:

I'm pretty sure we've heard those three words before and in that order.


amych - May 16, 2011 6:58:27 pm PDT #21523 of 30000
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?

We're so jaded.


Shir - May 16, 2011 6:59:11 pm PDT #21524 of 30000
"And that's why God Almighty gave us fire insurance and the public defender".

Yeah, I was quite sure of that. But now there's an article! Article!


DavidS - May 16, 2011 7:02:19 pm PDT #21525 of 30000
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

But now there's an article! Article!

Definite or indefinite?


Shir - May 16, 2011 7:09:27 pm PDT #21526 of 30000
"And that's why God Almighty gave us fire insurance and the public defender".

Definite or indefinite?

Literally translated from Hebrew, both indefinite.


billytea - May 16, 2011 7:21:52 pm PDT #21527 of 30000
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

(bt, are you around?)

I am! That incident did indeed attract the attention of this board previously. (Natter 16, starting from post 8681, available in Archives if anyone's interested.) It is one of the conversations on this board that achieved legendary status.

The article makes for an interesting read. I'm particularly impressed to learn that homosexual rape has previously been recorded in mallards, and necrophilia has also been previously recorded in mallards; this incident simply brings the two together for the first time (and for 75 minutes).

My favourite quote:

"I am greatly indebted to dr Erwin J. O Kompanje who executed the autopsy, prepared the skin and critically commented on the manuscript. He also urged me to write this note (for almost six years)..."

I just bet he did. Especially after a few.