Get up...get up, you stupid piece of... What did you do that for? What's wrong with you? Didn't you hear a word he said? All of you! You think there's someone just going to drop money on you?! Money they could use?! Well, there ain't people like that. There's just people like me.

Jayne ,'Jaynestown'


Spike's Bitches 46: Don't I get a cookie?  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Shir - May 16, 2011 6:59:11 pm PDT #21524 of 30000
"And that's why God Almighty gave us fire insurance and the public defender".

Yeah, I was quite sure of that. But now there's an article! Article!


DavidS - May 16, 2011 7:02:19 pm PDT #21525 of 30000
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

But now there's an article! Article!

Definite or indefinite?


Shir - May 16, 2011 7:09:27 pm PDT #21526 of 30000
"And that's why God Almighty gave us fire insurance and the public defender".

Definite or indefinite?

Literally translated from Hebrew, both indefinite.


billytea - May 16, 2011 7:21:52 pm PDT #21527 of 30000
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

(bt, are you around?)

I am! That incident did indeed attract the attention of this board previously. (Natter 16, starting from post 8681, available in Archives if anyone's interested.) It is one of the conversations on this board that achieved legendary status.

The article makes for an interesting read. I'm particularly impressed to learn that homosexual rape has previously been recorded in mallards, and necrophilia has also been previously recorded in mallards; this incident simply brings the two together for the first time (and for 75 minutes).

My favourite quote:

"I am greatly indebted to dr Erwin J. O Kompanje who executed the autopsy, prepared the skin and critically commented on the manuscript. He also urged me to write this note (for almost six years)..."

I just bet he did. Especially after a few.


beth b - May 16, 2011 7:42:01 pm PDT #21528 of 30000
oh joy! Oh Rapture ! I have a brain!

I am so happy! Seska and the girl!1 I only know you in words, yet your pictures made me so hppy -- tears , of course! Your dress was so perfect for you -- and you have such a n incredible face -- so mobile and changing. and the girl is beautiful -- and her dress!.

I know how hard the road was ~ May your road get easier, smoother , and more fun.


Seska (the Watcher-in-Training) - May 16, 2011 9:49:01 pm PDT #21529 of 30000
"We're all stories, in the end. Just make it a good one, eh?"

Thank you, beth. That's so sweet.


hippocampus - May 17, 2011 3:20:26 am PDT #21530 of 30000
not your mom's socks.

For Steph, in particular: [link]


Steph L. - May 17, 2011 4:30:46 am PDT #21531 of 30000
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

For Steph, in particular: [link]

Awesome! That's going on my Twitter feed.


Shir - May 17, 2011 4:37:22 am PDT #21532 of 30000
"And that's why God Almighty gave us fire insurance and the public defender".

(Natter 16, starting from post 8681, available in Archives if anyone's interested.)

I had no way to know, folks.

I'm particularly impressed to learn that homosexual rape has previously been recorded in mallards, and necrophilia has also been previously recorded in mallards; this incident simply brings the two together for the first time (and for 75 minutes).

No, really, I had no way to know.


§ ita § - May 17, 2011 4:50:15 am PDT #21533 of 30000
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I had no way to know, folks.

You mean you're not caught up? For shame.