Played with Kaylee. Sun came out, and I walked on my feet and heard with my ears. I ate the bits, the bits stayed down, and I work. I function like I'm a girl. I hate it because I know it'll go away. The sun goes dark and chaos has come again. Bits. Fluids. What am I?!

River ,'War Stories'


Spike's Bitches 46: Don't I get a cookie?  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


DavidS - May 16, 2011 7:02:19 pm PDT #21525 of 30000
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

But now there's an article! Article!

Definite or indefinite?


Shir - May 16, 2011 7:09:27 pm PDT #21526 of 30000
"And that's why God Almighty gave us fire insurance and the public defender".

Definite or indefinite?

Literally translated from Hebrew, both indefinite.


billytea - May 16, 2011 7:21:52 pm PDT #21527 of 30000
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

(bt, are you around?)

I am! That incident did indeed attract the attention of this board previously. (Natter 16, starting from post 8681, available in Archives if anyone's interested.) It is one of the conversations on this board that achieved legendary status.

The article makes for an interesting read. I'm particularly impressed to learn that homosexual rape has previously been recorded in mallards, and necrophilia has also been previously recorded in mallards; this incident simply brings the two together for the first time (and for 75 minutes).

My favourite quote:

"I am greatly indebted to dr Erwin J. O Kompanje who executed the autopsy, prepared the skin and critically commented on the manuscript. He also urged me to write this note (for almost six years)..."

I just bet he did. Especially after a few.


beth b - May 16, 2011 7:42:01 pm PDT #21528 of 30000
oh joy! Oh Rapture ! I have a brain!

I am so happy! Seska and the girl!1 I only know you in words, yet your pictures made me so hppy -- tears , of course! Your dress was so perfect for you -- and you have such a n incredible face -- so mobile and changing. and the girl is beautiful -- and her dress!.

I know how hard the road was ~ May your road get easier, smoother , and more fun.


Seska (the Watcher-in-Training) - May 16, 2011 9:49:01 pm PDT #21529 of 30000
"We're all stories, in the end. Just make it a good one, eh?"

Thank you, beth. That's so sweet.


hippocampus - May 17, 2011 3:20:26 am PDT #21530 of 30000
not your mom's socks.

For Steph, in particular: [link]


Steph L. - May 17, 2011 4:30:46 am PDT #21531 of 30000
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

For Steph, in particular: [link]

Awesome! That's going on my Twitter feed.


Shir - May 17, 2011 4:37:22 am PDT #21532 of 30000
"And that's why God Almighty gave us fire insurance and the public defender".

(Natter 16, starting from post 8681, available in Archives if anyone's interested.)

I had no way to know, folks.

I'm particularly impressed to learn that homosexual rape has previously been recorded in mallards, and necrophilia has also been previously recorded in mallards; this incident simply brings the two together for the first time (and for 75 minutes).

No, really, I had no way to know.


§ ita § - May 17, 2011 4:50:15 am PDT #21533 of 30000
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I had no way to know, folks.

You mean you're not caught up? For shame.


Stephanie - May 17, 2011 5:14:32 am PDT #21534 of 30000
Trust my rage

I just think its fascinating that while maybe Shir didn't know about gay mallard necrophilia from the first time around, she knows us enough to know that it's something we would be interested in. And it's been a long time since that came up so it's not like it's currently a hot topic or something.

On some level, there's a connection between Buffy and the duck necrophilia. I have no idea what it is, but it's fascinating.