a TP company should take the strategy of those Tampon commercials.
Our product will wipe your ass better!
River: I know you have questions. Mal: That would be why I just asked them.
'Objects In Space'
Natter 66: Get Your Kicks.
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, pandas, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
msbelle - May 19, 2010 8:19:19 am PDT #384 of 30001
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb
Kathy A - May 19, 2010 8:20:45 am PDT #385 of 30001
We're very stretchy. - Connie Neil
I still can't believe a TP company went with the "does a bear shit in the woods?" meme for their ads.
DavidS - May 19, 2010 8:21:52 am PDT #386 of 30001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
I am cornholio
Don't let msbelle have any more coffee!
Sophia Brooks - May 19, 2010 8:23:05 am PDT #387 of 30001
Cats to become a rabbit should gather immediately now here
Me neither, Kathy. Besides, everyone knows that bears don't use toilet paper! I like the frolicking puppies toilet paper, but I do not like the one with the little old ladies "quilting" the toilet paper with knitting needles.
Cashmere - May 19, 2010 8:27:34 am PDT #388 of 30001
Now tagless for your comfort.
Now I can't stop thinking about Terrence Howard. Hope you're all happy.
The accusations of sock puppetry continue. I wish the forum I was on supported IP addresses so they could see I'm not the other person! They're complete asshats.
Jessica - May 19, 2010 8:28:26 am PDT #389 of 30001
If I want to become a cloud of bats, does each bat need a separate vaccination?
This is why I take the stairs:
The cumulative time that office workers spent waiting for elevators in the past 12 months totaled 92 years across the 16 cities, broken out in the following way: New York City, 16.6 years; Los Angeles, 8.7 years; Chicago, 9.0 years; Houston, 6.8 years; Dallas/Fort Worth, 5.5 years; Washington, D.C., 7.7 years; Atlanta, 4.3 years; Boston, 5.4 years; Philadelphia, 6.0 years; San Francisco/Oakland/San Jose, 4.5 years; Detroit, 2.7 years; Seattle/Tacoma, 3.2 years; Denver, 2.3 years; Phoenix/Prescott, 4.1 years; Tampa/St. Petersburg, 1.6 years; Minneapolis/Saint Paul, 3.1 years.
Vortex - May 19, 2010 8:40:40 am PDT #390 of 30001
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman
Now I can't stop thinking about Terrence Howard. Hope you're all happy.
I have told so many people about Terrence Howard that when I try to put "terrence howard toilet paper" into google on my iPhone, the search pops up after "ter"
Kat - May 19, 2010 8:45:34 am PDT #391 of 30001
"I keep to a strict diet of ill-advised enthusiasm and heartfelt regret." Leigh Bardugo
Terrence Howard should totally do a toilet paper commercial!
Amy - May 19, 2010 8:47:37 am PDT #392 of 30001
Because books.
I only vaguely recall the Terrence Howard/toilet paper connection, and I think I'm okay with that.
§ ita § - May 19, 2010 8:47:46 am PDT #393 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
But he doesn't like toilet paper! He's all about the baby wipes.