This is why I take the stairs:
The cumulative time that office workers spent waiting for elevators in the past 12 months totaled 92 years across the 16 cities, broken out in the following way: New York City, 16.6 years; Los Angeles, 8.7 years; Chicago, 9.0 years; Houston, 6.8 years; Dallas/Fort Worth, 5.5 years; Washington, D.C., 7.7 years; Atlanta, 4.3 years; Boston, 5.4 years; Philadelphia, 6.0 years; San Francisco/Oakland/San Jose, 4.5 years; Detroit, 2.7 years; Seattle/Tacoma, 3.2 years; Denver, 2.3 years; Phoenix/Prescott, 4.1 years; Tampa/St. Petersburg, 1.6 years; Minneapolis/Saint Paul, 3.1 years.
Now I can't stop thinking about Terrence Howard. Hope you're all happy.
I have told so many people about Terrence Howard that when I try to put "terrence howard toilet paper" into google on my iPhone, the search pops up after "ter"
Terrence Howard should totally do a toilet paper commercial!
I only vaguely recall the Terrence Howard/toilet paper connection, and I think I'm okay with that.
But he doesn't like toilet paper! He's all about the baby wipes.
I know! That's why it would be a total win to get him to promote a special self-ass-cleaning toilet paper that is superior to just plain dry.
Comcast here has just introduced the rebranding of its products as Xfinity, apparently hoping we'll forget that it's still Comcast. It reminds me of how the Atlanta City Council dealt with the problem of Stewart Avenue being associated with prostitution. It changed the name of the street to Metropolitan Parkway, perhaps in the hope that the prostitutes would be unable to find their usual corners and wander about aimlessly.
Also, I have the cool air, for less than the original estimate. I must light a candle to St. Willis Carrier.
Where are people talking about Parenthood?
